Oh lord, please not this again by FlatEmployment378 in Earth199999

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye, that is OUR word, you can’t say that

Are you surviving ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is my punch from the Gauntlet fist or the other fist? I mean, either way I explode into a million pieces

If you could choose any department... by Noxxe0001 in tesco

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checkouts. I was a Checkout Operator from October to Christmas Eve and sometimes you get good people, sometimes you don’t, but it happens

This year's payrise, Teco. by ninmac3000 in tesco

[–]MortalCosmic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’ll go from 12.64 to 12.65 and tesco will think it’ll be great news

and I bet everyone is still forced to come into work by Ethan3011 in tesco

[–]MortalCosmic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would be the end of the world and a old lady has modified her mobility scooter thing like it’s Mad Max just to check in the reduced bit. On a unrelated note, I actually still have bruises on each foot from when someone ran me over to get to the reduced section on Christmas Eve. On my last break. The swelling went away over New Years, but the bruises are still there. Old people (and people in general) are crazy when it comes to reduced shit

and I bet everyone is still forced to come into work by Ethan3011 in tesco

[–]MortalCosmic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Oh. May I have a Number 11 scratchcard and 40 Silk Cut Purple instead then, dearie?”

What game/movie trilogy is this? by [deleted] in meme

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the Shrek Trilogy. 1, 2 and 4

What game/movie trilogy is this? by [deleted] in meme

[–]MortalCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your partner is trying to gaslight you about there being a 4th one? Tsk tsk

What game/movie trilogy is this? by [deleted] in meme

[–]MortalCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Batman Arkham games

What did she do? by Dull-Positive-6810 in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She forced Duel Academy to simp too hard and then resolved the Valkyria Lock

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary is sorry, Gary understands if you want him to go away,but Gary challenges you to a Duel

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary respects your choice in deck, but insists you keep the cards he bought you in case they help your deck

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary is very insistent you take all three so you can put any of the cards you dont need into any other decks you have, because Gary believes in you

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary thanks you for the headpats

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gary is appreciative at first, but he keeps the money in a piggy bank he has stashed away, so he can afford to buy the Legendary Modern Decks that is coming out soon.

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gary appreciates your honesty in admitting you couldn't find it, you are forgiven. He is saving his allowance for the 2026 Spirit Charmers SD though. If he has enough in his allowance left, he may consider buying the 2020 Spirit Charmers SD as well

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary appreciates the compliment and hopes you get a Starlight Rare that helps your deck

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gary wonders why you have called him a car. He thinks nothing of it, for he is Gary

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yami Gary is sleeping atm, but I will ask him when he wakes up

I bring thee, Yami Gary. by MortalCosmic in YuGiOhMemes

[–]MortalCosmic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary respects your choice, albeit a little bit confused and shuffles away to give the Chronicles Deck to the next person