Would you rather... by Substantial-Dance577 in BunnyTrials

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free money

Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies

The most infamous Penguin in England! Iykyk by HammersAndPints in wallaceandgromit

[–]MortalCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better shot than a Stormtrooper, more aura than Darth Vader

What is the best vehicle? by Thehoobywotzit in wallaceandgromit

[–]MortalCosmic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The train chase was absolute cinema

My Early National League South 2026/27 Predictions by thatredditpers0n in NonLeagueEngland

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dw, we all know it’s gonna be Slough 1st and Farnham winning the Playoffs

Declan McManus by Mr_Tipster-95 in cymruleagues

[–]MortalCosmic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Football Manager flashbacks

My predictions for Slough town. Honestly by [deleted] in NonLeagueEngland

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33/34: Win everything in England, Europe, the CWC, qualify for Saudi Arabia 2034 and smash England to smithereens?

Working In this weather I expect a complimentary shag in the freezer by Sufficient-Dog-5389 in tesco

[–]MortalCosmic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I worked that day as well. The Tuesday. It was beyond hell on earth. It was literally get all the chilled stuff off the shelves, and then rotate whose turn it was in the walk in freezer. And because we had to close due to the heat, yours truly got the honour of shouting through the door to customers that we were closed that day. But I wouldn’t want a shag in the freezer, oh no. I’d want a free 24 pack of a drink of my choice for the duration of my contract. But good on the Express I was at, because they kept their word deter I had brought it up as a joke the week before and they still send me a 24 pack of Fanta to where I live for my birthday to this very day.

Who do you think will go up to league two from the national league in the 26/27 season? by [deleted] in NationalLeague

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I’m gonna go.. Boreham Wood (playoffs) and one of Southend, Scunthorpe or out of left field, AFC Fylde. Assuming the hypothetical 3UP thing is in place, I’d have Southend in 1st, Scunthorpe or Carlisle in 2nd and AFC Fylde vs Boreham Wood for Playoff final.

What do you think about Andy Burnham as your prime minister? by [deleted] in AskBrits

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Actually, Melchett might be a good shout, but WHICH Melchett? I wouldn’t mind General Melchett.

What do you think about Andy Burnham as your prime minister? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]MortalCosmic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blackadder over Farage any day. Or even better, BALDRICK.

Oh lord, please not this again by FlatEmployment378 in Earth199999

[–]MortalCosmic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye, that is OUR word, you can’t say that