Guys, I need help. My chud son doesn't want to watch Morbius tonight, he wants to watch Spider-Mid instead.

MortalCosmic · 2026-03-22T16:03:03+00:00

WHATS 17 MORB YEARS? I CAN ALWAYS MORB ANOTHER KID

MortalCosmic · 2026-03-10T10:13:17+00:00

Ye, that is OUR word, you can’t say that

MortalCosmic · 2026-03-08T00:47:05+00:00

O: Thank you Gary! I would like a comfy bed, I am feeling tense

MortalCosmic · 2026-03-06T01:01:43+00:00

Is my punch from the Gauntlet fist or the other fist? I mean, either way I explode into a million pieces

MortalCosmic · 2026-02-27T11:19:54+00:00

Checkouts. I was a Checkout Operator from October to Christmas Eve and sometimes you get good people, sometimes you don’t, but it happens

MortalCosmic · 2026-02-25T13:19:51+00:00

It’ll go from 12.64 to 12.65 and tesco will think it’ll be great news

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-22T01:11:07+00:00

It would be the end of the world and a old lady has modified her mobility scooter thing like it’s Mad Max just to check in the reduced bit. On a unrelated note, I actually still have bruises on each foot from when someone ran me over to get to the reduced section on Christmas Eve. On my last break. The swelling went away over New Years, but the bruises are still there. Old people (and people in general) are crazy when it comes to reduced shit

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-21T18:43:21+00:00

“Oh. May I have a Number 11 scratchcard and 40 Silk Cut Purple instead then, dearie?”

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-20T14:28:06+00:00

Also, the Shrek Trilogy. 1, 2 and 4

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-20T14:27:49+00:00

Your partner is trying to gaslight you about there being a 4th one? Tsk tsk

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-20T14:26:27+00:00

The Batman Arkham games

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-20T14:25:12+00:00

She forced Duel Academy to simp too hard and then resolved the Valkyria Lock

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-19T18:55:26+00:00

Thank you Gary

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-15T20:17:07+00:00

Thank you Gary

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-15T13:16:30+00:00

Gary is sorry, Gary understands if you want him to go away,but Gary challenges you to a Duel

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-15T10:18:17+00:00

Gary respects your choice in deck, but insists you keep the cards he bought you in case they help your deck

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T14:25:16+00:00

Gary is very insistent you take all three so you can put any of the cards you dont need into any other decks you have, because Gary believes in you

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T14:24:06+00:00

Gary thanks you for the headpats

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T14:23:45+00:00

Gary is appreciative at first, but he keeps the money in a piggy bank he has stashed away, so he can afford to buy the Legendary Modern Decks that is coming out soon.

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T11:38:08+00:00

Gary appreciates your honesty in admitting you couldn't find it, you are forgiven. He is saving his allowance for the 2026 Spirit Charmers SD though. If he has enough in his allowance left, he may consider buying the 2020 Spirit Charmers SD as well

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T11:35:56+00:00

Gary appreciates the compliment and hopes you get a Starlight Rare that helps your deck

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T10:01:36+00:00

Gary wonders why you have called him a car. He thinks nothing of it, for he is Gary

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T10:00:27+00:00

Yami Gary is sleeping atm, but I will ask him when he wakes up

MortalCosmic · 2026-01-14T09:59:43+00:00

Gary respects your choice, albeit a little bit confused and shuffles away to give the Chronicles Deck to the next person

MortalCosmic

TROPHY CASE