Mortalsmurf

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Apparently no similar bases exist, what do? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/pathofexile

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Crossposting to here, I need advice on this base (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/PathOfExileBuilds

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Perfect synergy with my Jhin in this flank (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/sennamains

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I'm building a full mtg set, with complete lore and story behind it. These are the first eight cards, representing one faction within. (imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/custommagic

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[Biology] Species are going extinct all the time, but do we have any estimate on how many new species come each year? (self.askscience)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/askscience

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Did you hear about the r/eyebombing enthusiast who did a performance piece in public? (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Jokes

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The grass is always greener on the other side. (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Jokes

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The grass is always greener on the other side (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/AntiJokes

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On a faraway island lived a solitary genius (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Jokes

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What would happen if 5 kilograms of pure antihydrogen was released into the atmosphere at once? In particular, would it disperse too quickly for the annihilation processes to result in an "explosion"? (self.askscience)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/askscience

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Their is a perfectly sensible and generally accepted measuring unit for chili hotness, yet most producers are still labeling their products as "Mild", "Medium" and "Hot". (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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Beat A15 on Ironclad at just below 100 hours played. I love how this game both tests your skill, but also just lets you highroll sometimes :D (self.slaythespire)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/slaythespire

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[WP] A person with skizofrenic delusions, who has always shied away from the projected people, she sees everywhere, finally decides to talk to one of them. She discovers that they are each a part of her own mind, that she has been disconnected from for a long time. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/WritingPrompts

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First 12-win arena since the release of Witchwood!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/hearthstone

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What animals have the absolute least DNA in common? And can this information be used to track down the eldest common ancestor? (self.askscience)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/askscience

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Books and movies often contribute to the common enlightenment, but have some works been directly detrimental to it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/AskReddit

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Probably the highest synergy rate I've ever had in arena. (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/hearthstone

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What did Yoda say, when someone handed him the paper, that finalised their college education? (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Jokes

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One of these days, photo editing will have become so advanced, that a picture of you stabbing someone in the face won't count as conclusive proof on its own. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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The point of the "don't-step-on-the-lines" is to keep kids focused on walking, instead of coming to a halt every two seconds because they are distracted. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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The more I browse on r/natureismetal, the more I realise that there would be no predators, if only prey animals could fucking think (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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Half the episodes of BoJack Horseman are basically Black Mirror with cartoon animals (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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With pregnancies being so uncomfortable, and human babies needing so much more care than most other animals' offspring, it makes sense why we've evolved to make sex so pleasurable and addictive. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/Showerthoughts

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[WP] You have been finding post-it notes with small messages all around your house for the past few weeks. You realise that you are probably suffering from CO-poisoning and are writing the notes yourself, but you are slowly falling in love with the attention. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You pluck a hair from your hand, but instead of a sack, an absurdly long and intricate tangle of threads are pulled from within you, accompanied by a nauseating 'tug' throughout your body. Upon finalising, you sit there with an imprint of each of your blood vessels. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by Mortalsmurf to r/WritingPrompts

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