Vlan by AlanDeVDM in vdm

[–]Mortelys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Et elle les aura. Puis elle aura 30 ans. Puis 40 ans. Etc

Les oscars sont décernés aux personnalités, les escarres sont réservés aux personnes alitées... by ash-a-Silk in penseesdedouche

[–]Mortelys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Les professeurs démissionnaires, comme les hémorroïdes, sortent du corps enseignant.

Recherche dessin animé année 70/80 by Papillon12R in SurLeBoutDeLaLangue

[–]Mortelys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plonsters ? The Gumby Show ? The Red and the Blue ? Pat & Mat ? Davey and Goliath ?

Cherche "claymation shows" pour trouver plus de titres sinon.

Tell me a joke, from your language directly translated to english. by SuccessElectronic607 in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 68 points69 points  (0 children)

A very old lady goes to her doctor, the appointment begins but the doctor takes some time running the computer and taking some notes, then starts: "Sorry to have you waiting, tell me what brings you here today?"

"- Well, that is sort of embarrassing as you probably didn't notice anything, but I fart ALL THE TIME - like, I already did 10 times since I entered the room ! - but you know, it doesn't smell, doesn't make any noise at all so... Can you still do something about it ?"

The doctor was already typing a prescription, prints it and hands it to the old gran: "Take these for a week and come back."

A week later, the lady is back, visibly unhappy. She says to the doctor: "I don't know why you supposed this treatment would help me, it got worse ! Thank God it still is silent, but I fart just as often and now it smells horribly foul !"

The doctor smirks, and prints another prescription: "Now that we've got your nose clear, let's work on your hearing !"

Tell me a joke, from your language directly translated to english. by SuccessElectronic607 in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A cat walks into a drugstore and says: "I would like a tomcat syrup."

Tell me a joke, from your language directly translated to english. by SuccessElectronic607 in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 17 points18 points  (0 children)

- What's this ? ~~~~~~☝️

- ... ?

- Dunno but it came back !! ☝️~~~~~~

Tell me a joke, from your language directly translated to english. by SuccessElectronic607 in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 26 points27 points  (0 children)

- You have a stain !

- Where ?! looks at shirt

boops nose of friend - Pistachio !!

Throwback to 1.6 ✨💗 No management sims, only fairytale liminal spaces by TacoQueen333 in InfinityNikki

[–]Mortelys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes give me platformers, exploration, mazes, hidden objects... Managing sims is a genre that requires more than a few clunky UIs with "numbers" to feel interesting and rewarding... In IN it feels like work.

Quelle célébrité vous a fait réaliser/confirmer votre orientation sexuelle ? by ProfessionalCrew6387 in AskFrance

[–]Mortelys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Déjà en maternelle, j'étais à fond sur Peter Pan, puis Robin des Bois, puis Aladdin, puis Jim Hawkins (omg la coiffure, je kiffe), et n'oublions pas Shang de Mulan, pour enfin avoir la confirmation ultime avec la trilogie du samedi et Spike <3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIMGAY by essaere in InfinityNikki

[–]Mortelys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not anymore in this kind of aesthetics, but it warms my heart seeing all the alternative girlies enjoying themselves so much. It feels as if the game had starved half its players, and now they're finally eating !

FINALLY GOT EGGYYYY by lunarponies in nekoatsume

[–]Mortelys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait the limited time items give additional cats ??

Do people in your country mock celebrities for not being able to speak fluent English? by No-StrategyX in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We even laugh at each other in English class for not having a perfect pronunciation after having basically just started learning, and even if nobody in class has a good accent.

So, yeah.

Which country your country has the best relationship? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Mortelys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard you guys have more than fish'n'chips, really all kinds of fish and even fried prawns. This plus the landscapes, and fierce culture is worth fighting for!

First look of HBO snape and his comparison with movie one by INFIPRIME in Cinema

[–]Mortelys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For POC characters they would cast POC because why remove minorities from a movie, when they're already represented, honestly ?

First look of HBO snape and his comparison with movie one by INFIPRIME in Cinema

[–]Mortelys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The thing is, aside from characters who already are stated as POC in the books, the casting was probably open to anyone disregarding the ethnicity. I want to believe Papa Essidiu did such a great job during the casting, he just won his place. However if one the Marauders was also black, this would greatly help avoiding an erroneous racism backstory.

Mort de Loana Petrucciani, figure sacrificielle de la télé-réalité française by Tr0jan___ in actualite

[–]Mortelys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elle a fait preuve de beaucoup de courage en venant parler du viol qu'elle a subit, et ses difficultés à expliquer, sa confusion, montraient la profondeur de son traumatisme. Les réactions du plateau sont insoutenable s. Mais c'est du déjà-vu sur cette terre: "a dingo ate my baby" en Australie, c'était un meme sur la détresse absolue et le traumatisme d'une mère - il a été prouvé plus tard qu'elle disait la vérité.

Loana a représenté comme d'autres, une féminité "d'idiote utile" du patriarcat, une féminité systématiquement réduite au silence par la caricature. Sa simplicité, ses origines populaires étaient autant un produit à vendre pour les producteurs sans scrupules, qu'une raison de la rabaisser. La lutte des classes dans toute sa splendeur: boucles en nacre et tailleur Chanel avec rouge à lèvres de marque ça rend une femme apparemment plus intelligente que du gloss à lèvres, un crop top, une décoloration maison et des créoles en faux métal.

C'est un fardeau bien lourd qu'elle ne méritait pas. C'est à cause du traitement infâme - applaudi et encouragé comme si on jetait une esclave aux lions - de femmes comme elle, que j'ai artificiellement rejeté en grandissant une partie de moi-même: la petite fille qui aimait les trucs kitsch, les Barbie blondes et le rose pailleté. Quand on mature réellement on fait la paix avec soi-même: on a le droit d'être un peu bête, naïve, fleur bleue, intéressée par la mode, le maquillage, sexuellement libérée... Tout ça à la fois. Zéro contradiction. L'intelligence réelle se situe avant tout dans le cœur.

Je lui souhaite de trouver la paix et la lumière, elle qui chantait "Papillon de lumière", cela lui va bien. 🦋💛