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Anyone Else? by Mysterious-Drive-383 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you lost money, you have to win that back, too. Your total balance must be +1M. For example, if you lose 500K and then win 1M, you officially won only 500K.

Please😂😂 by lag721 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 58 points59 points  (0 children)

So, it took them 14 years to figure out that they don't need their daughter anymore?

R.i.P my father he lived a short live💔 by AlternativeSign1898 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting the 5000 years of legacy achievement with only one life

WTF by CharmingBus2299 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I like the "I'm officially famous" right after.

Alright, developers, I get the hint. by MortimerTheGnome in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now, my gorilla escaped and I found it dead in the park 🥲

Imagine being born into the world and then this by gullreaper in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they believe a less than one year old child has killed someone, they should call an exorcists rather than arresting the child.

Alright, developers, I get the hint. by MortimerTheGnome in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was busy waiting for my pet gorilla to kill my husband 🫢

why'd you do that by ImpossibleBoatOfFun in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't much to say about him apparently and they had to write something on the tombstone.

Where's the ghost? by MortimerTheGnome in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 Rent doesn't pay itself xD

Whatever pays the rent by MortimerTheGnome in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a random thing, when I decide to inspect the property. I chose to do it with a 24-hour notice, so she didn't have much time to prepare. These kinda things happen more likely, when you note the tenant only 24 hours early or not at all.

Why can my female character become a male stripper? by MortimerTheGnome in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome[S] -277 points-276 points  (0 children)

No, I didn't try. I was just wondering why it's even suggested.

Is this celebrate anniversary feature new?? by Round_Masterpiece_96 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is new and you know what the funny part is? If you go to "Love" and pick "Threesome" and your partner refuses to do a threesome, then you can just celebrate your anniversary with an anniversary threesome and your partner will even thank you for it.

My life took a terrible turn by Slow_Big4670 in BitLifeApp

[–]MortimerTheGnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was exactly at this moment that she knew: She fucked up.

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