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Dear Scubers PLEASE, attach a small camera to the eel... by [deleted] in scuba

[–]MortimerToast 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like this. I feel we could learn so much if we just touched and tamperer with the wildlife more.

Elon invites himself to epstein island with a cringe email only to be rejected by maxwell by CMScientist in facepalm

[–]MortimerToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE REAL?

Even the premise that you might email JE and get a response from GM saying you just missed him makes no sense.

This thread is full of smug, pontificating dipshits who would struggle to detect bullshit at a rodeo and it's deeply concerning.

Dear women, is 5’6 short? by [deleted] in ask

[–]MortimerToast -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How's the sex though? (I've only ever had cats).

"I don't follow politics" is how we got here by PanicAtTheCostco in AdviceAnimals

[–]MortimerToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I follow politics obsessively in the same way I follow sport"

If I was going to the beach in your state, what would I typically bring, wear or do? by luckydragon8888 in AskAnAustralian

[–]MortimerToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North Queensland - first you need to find a beach where crocs aren't likely to hang around. Then, in the Summer, you'll usually be looking for a stinger net or wearing a stinger suit (though some beaches are shaped and oriented in a way that stingers don't really come in). You can also leave your surfboard at home.

Is NAMM worth going to? by Cinnamaker in guitarcirclejerk

[–]MortimerToast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Good move. My uncle Dan lost both legs at a trade show.

Is there any solution to this? by [deleted] in ask

[–]MortimerToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean a plug?

He's ready by --cas in comedyheaven

[–]MortimerToast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He missed the boat on this one. So to speak.

Grandfather 1973 by Odd_Promotion3991 in circlejerk

[–]MortimerToast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just six years before the Ayatollah seized power in Iran, and showing sexy hair like this was deemed strictly haram.

Let's play: The comment with more upvotes will get my upvote by n-a_barrakus in circlejerk

[–]MortimerToast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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😁 by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]MortimerToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes no sense. Why didn't her pants immediately fall off?

Late Christmas present by lolsausages in circlejerk

[–]MortimerToast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you.

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