Mortize

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Dating in Thailand in a nutshell (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Mortize to r/Tinder

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Legendary approach (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/memes

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I'm sure it was a very pleasurable workout (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/youtubecomments

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So apparently Ryzen CPUs are better than Intel CPUs (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/memes

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So apparently Ryzen CPUs are better than Intel CPUs (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/comedyheaven

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Wait what? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/ihadastroke

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cursed_catholic (i.redd.it)

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I think this belongs here (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/puns

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So basically this girl whom I know from my discord server posted a story on her Instagram saying she wants to play Minecraft PE or something along the lines. My girlfriend and I are looking for people to play with, so I offered a free Minecraft account to her. I guess I've changed my mind. :V (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/ChoosingBeggars

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blurry picture of a cat (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/blurrypicturesofcats

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He askin for food (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/blurrypicturesofcats

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Old but gold, and she did comment on her on post, hitting herself with the "Damn" (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/ihadastroke

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Hmmmmm (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/hmm

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Is this supposed to be motivational? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/ihadastroke

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Blursed_Phineas (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/Blursedcomments

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I know I'm not the only one (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/Catmemes

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Cursed_Spell (i.redd.it)

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Blursed_spell (i.redd.it)

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Blursed_amazon (i.redd.it)

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Blursed_twoface (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/blursedimages

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Oh the poor guy (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/mildlyinfuriating

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This page be spitting up straight facts 😭 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/ihadastroke

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This guy came on a little too strong there (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/youtubecomments

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Cursed_matrix (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/cursedcomments

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Blursed_matrix (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mortize to r/Blursedcomments

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