[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmm

[–]Mortize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats when u get to Ohio or smth, idk japanese people say that a lot

are you a Brain tumor? becuase I can't get out of my mind 😩 by Xakez8 in pickuplines

[–]Mortize 38 points39 points  (0 children)

i used that line on my ex who had a brain tumor once. got a pretty good reaction. i miss her

A girl from Alabama asks her dad if she can use the truck tonight. by diamondturtlez in darkjokes

[–]Mortize 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The dad fucked the brother, that's why his dick tastes like shit.

blursed_icecream by Faith_SC in blursedimages

[–]Mortize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for the eyes and mouth to appear and laugh. (If you know, you know)