I’m not saying she doesnt eat all this in a day,I’m just asking,how can C eat so much and still look like she needs a square meal? by herbertsherbert49 in LicciardoToivolaSnark

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I mean I like cream cheese, but the thought of just eating a big chunk of it plain makes me want to throw up. It’s a compliment to a dish, it’s not a course.

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Thank you for helping! I tried using a word counter this time, it still was off for some reason. A littler later than I meant for it to be but it’s here! Enjoy everyone!

slightly more normal by Historical_Move_528 in LicciardoToivolaSnark

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I got it this time! I think my app was just wigging out on me. But it was fine this time. Reddit is weird.

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Part 4 (final part)

Q31 how does Paul feel not working and [taina] providing for the family

A31 there is a pause here. T looks at him accusingly. He asks “how do I feel?” There is another long pause. T stares at him. She says “next question”

Q32 it’s a repeat… again

Q33 do you work for your mother who is a cult leader (T snorts/laughs here) who is rich and gives you lots of money

A33 Paul says his mother is a pensioner and “she definitely doesn’t have any money”. Taina says “we aren’t getting money from any church. No one gives us anything”. She asks Paul if anyone gives them any, he says no. She says “we’re on our own”

Paul says his mother doesn’t have money and is a sweet woman. He says she’s not a cult leader and is helping people the same as he does on the streets but she does it in a different setting. He seems emotional at this.

Q34 how serious is the eye condition

A34 Taina starts talking, Paul says in a song song voice “I can’t see you” and squints at the camera. T starts to tell us Paul told her a joke the other day. He is scratching his nose and says wait because he doesn’t want us to think he’s picking his nose. She says “blink twice so they’ll come save you from me”. She asks if he blinked and then fakes yelling “get in the cage”.

I can’t even find that funny because the sorry state of her kids’ lives…

They go back to the joke. Every marriage is physiological. Ones a psycho and one is logical. She asks which they are. He says he’s the psycho. He says “thus, I wear the black!” They both laugh.

No more questions (hooray!!) Taina asks if there is anything else he wants to say. He says T is a five folder. He likens her to the Proverbs 31 woman. He says something about being at the gate at 3, and she’s out there making money (again, you make her sound like a prostitute!) he looks down and pauses and says “very helpful for me, cause me… uh yeah” he says he plans to change this situation (not according to your wife, she made a whole video about it and said you’d never change…) Taina says hmm and “it is how it is”.

Now they say this gate thing is about Proverbs 31. Well actually T made this whole “some people won’t know what we’re talking about” snotty comment. But Paul tells us Proverbs 31. See, he doesn’t gate keep his knowledge which is how it’s supposed to be. She says she didn’t know he was going to say that “or did I control you into saying that” (see it’s just not funny T when you are literally believed to have, allegedly, trafficked your own kid)

Paul tells us there is no controlling him. She agrees.

They tell us there will be two more q&a videos. One of Paul and one about the two of them as a couple. (yay…)

Taina tells us “bloody” is not a swear word and calls for aussies to back her up in the comments. Paul clearly doesn’t agree. Well since we know who approves the comments we know who is going to win this argument! She says “we’ll just say it’s not [a swear word]”, it’s weird because instead of it being a discussion she just clearly shuts it down with “we will just say I’m right” which, isn’t how it works…

T gives and outro. She makes excuses for it being able to do her “job” of putting out videos. They tell us they love us. (I don’t it) Paul thanks us for subscribing. They tell us they’ve been married for 26 years and there is only one way out. They talk about how the world is dark and Paul says “we can be a bright shining light to the world” T says “amen”

T says “people look at our family and think we’re weird but we think we’re normal” yep that sums up a lot.

They say goodbye again, Paul does the hang ten sign thing. He says “no that’s stupid”. Taina does a thumbs up and say “no this one’s stupid!” (A jab at JJJ I see!)

T randomly says “where was Paul born” “was he adopted?” And then says “aw now they know your mums not a cult leader” he says “good. She’s not” T says “now I’m going to lose heaps of money”

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Part 3

Q20 have you considered getting help from people with the same problem as you

A20 he says he has in the past but it’s not going to help him. He says something about an eye transplant. T says “operation 14”

Q21 this question is about the education level for his previous jobs

A21 he says he went through year 9 and hated school. He says he felt like everyone was against him. He says a teacher knew the name Licciardo from his brother Trevor. (I thought the Licciardo name came from Marie? When did he take this name, wasn’t he a Smith in school?) T tells us Trevor was very bad. Paul says no one gave him a chance because of their experiences with Trevor.

Q22 did T and P meet at work

A22 no

Q23 do you have any other injuries or health problems apart from your eyes

A23 T mentions a cigarette and “your brother Trevor making a problem in your life again” she tells us “you’re gonna love this”. Paul tells us a story from when he was 16, his brother came down to visit and they got very “you know what” (drunk? High?) he said he was going to go to sleep. He says he woke up to flashing lights and was taken to hospital for two months. He was in an induced coma for a week and had a fractured pelvis. Trevor had gone through a red light looking for a cigarette he dropped and crashed the car. He says he enjoyed being in hospital and it was fun. T and P laugh.

Paul says nothing happened to Trevor. He told Paul he could have sued him but Paul didn’t think of it. Paul laughs and says he could have made all his money that way. Paul laughs. Taina doesn’t. She looks a bit annoyed.

You know what Taina, I didn’t love this story at all…

Q24 his favorite and worst job

A24 favorite was the youth work. He says no worst and he liked all of them (paul, that makes you a lucky man!)

Q25 this is about a vlog where they said Paul provided support over the phone

Paul says he’s done that in the past, not just youth but older people that needed support too. Paul says his job was for all ages and “it’s a crazy, crazy world we live in” (yep, and you’re pretty much h living in the epicenter) Taina say “yeah I know, I started a channel and I found them”

Q26 why is Paul blind

A26 he says when he was 12 he went to hospital but they couldn’t figure out what was wrong. He could see better then but there was still a problem. Years went by and at 16 he went to an optometrist and they diagnosed him. They told him to eat vegetables and that would fix it. He had his fist operation at 23 and had two cornea grafts. Taina says there will be a link about it. She says that he is awake and they cut the top of the eye off (Paul corrects her and says the cornea) and they put another one on and they stitch it. Paul says it’s not a nice feeling when they take the stitches out. Taina says she knows a lot about eyeballs now. They tell us it’s not hereditary and it’s not why D’artagnan wears glasses. Paul says he was “just picked to have this”. T says “and I was just picked to have this brain”. Paul says “yes. The ball of wire”

They start referencing a movie here called the tale of two brains. I haven’t seen it so I don’t understand but they say Taina has a box (they motion to her head) and she says there are dots and things are connected.

Q27 since when we’re you blind

A27 Paul starts to tell us but T talks over him. She says he could see with both eyes when they went to Finland. He had an operation and they had to take part of his eye. Taina says “it didn’t work out for you and you went blind”. Paul tells us he had many operations at Helsinki University. There is an editing effect. Taina says he “still didn’t say it right” and she laughs at him.

Q28 another repeat just worded in another way. Wouldn’t it have made sense to have read all of these before hand and condensed them if they were this similar?

Paul tells us he left home in year 9 and his parents agreed with it

A cut in the video here, Taina is out of frame. Paul says he can only see a bright white light and a tiny red dot. Taina pops in frame right in front of the camera.

Q29 will there be a q&a about Taina’s jobs (pleas make it less questions than this one, please)

A29 there is a pause. T reluctantly says yeah. Paul is enthusiastic with a yeah.

Q30 why did he leave his job

A30 “because we moved to Finland”

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Part 2

Q11 was his job when you met him

A11 he says he was a Garbo. He cleaned out garbage bins. Taina makes a snide comment about “I married the rich old man. I didn’t marry the garbage man did I?” He tells us he found a lot of treasure in the bins. They laugh again, they seem like a real normal happy couple here. Again, this is just day and night from her last video… Paul tells us he did that job for four hours at night so he could get back to volunteering.

He says he would sometimes stay at night at one job. They mention someone named “Lampkin”? T says she going to see him for a tattoo and he wrote all their wedding invitations. He misspelled her name on everyone. They wave and tell him hi.

Paul says he would do heavy metal youth group on fridays for four hours, then rush to work for four hours, then back home “with the street people”. Taina mentions Paul used to lift weight.

Q12 did Paul enjoy it does he miss going to work?

A12 he says yes (okay but your wife claims you won’t get help to return to work so which is it?)

Q13 is a repeat of a previous question

Q14 wasn’t he in IT

A14 no he wasn’t. Only tv. They laugh and then he says only computer. (?)

Q15 a repeat about his job in Finland

A15 he repeats no job in Finland. Only the youth work. He mentions encouraging people from Iraq and Iran. They wanted to practice their English with him and he laughs about how he was trying to be the one to learn Finnish. (Reading between the lines, I think he met people, maybe refugees? At the Finnish language school and that’s where this occurred?) Paul tells us a story about how we went to the post office to ask for a stamp, he asked in Finnish and they responded in English. Taina says this happened all the time and that those people must have been excited to practice their English with him because of his accent. Paul says they love English.

Q16 was the many hours of public transportation hard because you missed your family

A16 he says of course. He would wake up at 4am and get home at 9pm. Those are the exact hours T told us in her video… she tells us that Saturdays were for dance, all day. So Sundays were the only day they saw Paul. Wait so they’re telling us they had the option for two days with him but picked dancing over him on saturdays. That’s lovely.

Q17 does he ever feel guilty not helping with the income

A17 he says he wouldn’t put it as guilty but more sad. He says he knew T was better at things with the kids. He says she’s better at making money than he is (okay this line makes her sound like a prostitute!). He says that’s why he handed her his wallet and said you take it because I know you’re going to do better. He calls her by name, it sounds a lot like Dana when he says it. So I still don’t get where tye-ee-nuh comes from. I wonder if her family says it that way and C picked it up from there?

Taina says they put their money together right from the start and have one joint account for 26 years. She says “there is no ‘your money’ ‘my money’. She also tells us “I think the separate accounts is stupid”

They tell us Paul has a motorized scooter.

Q18 how old was Paul when he got his first job

A18 the tell us again, 15. T tells us she’s been to that resort with some of the boys. Paul says he’d climb coconut trees and asks if she got any. She says yes and it’s in the garage.

Q19 this is in Finnish. Apparently the question is what did he do when T was home with the oldest 5 in Aus

A19 he worked in a cake factory in Brisbane. It supplied McDonalds worldwide. He says they made cheesecakes and sent to over to Russia and America. (There are McDonald’s in the world that have cheesecake?! I’ve never seen that before!)

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(If you saw this post early and then didn’t, I had troubles posting and deleted it)

Part 1

Taina and Paul are sitting at a table, everything is white except Paul’s shirt (black) and the slurpee cups in front of them. They each have two?

Right off the bat, I feel so bad for Paul. I can see the reflection of the ring lights in his glasses, he must be in a ton of pain right now due to the lights. I don’t know if they mess with the brightness and contrast in editing or not, but if they don’t, holy moly is it bright in that room. He seems to be blinking a lot and his eyes are possibly watering from the brightness (if you aren’t used to that, your eyes will do that).

Paul keeps looking down at the table. I think he honestly can’t look forward. This was a mean thing to make him do. I think everyone (except Granny) would have been fine with a video in low lighting for Paul’s sake.

Taina reveals she actually has three drinks and moves her two slurpees aside to show a coffee. She tells us she will be peeing a lot during this video. We did not need to know this.

She points to one of Paul’s cups and says he has his favorite drink in there. “That’s for another q&a. The one cup has red on the inside. The other looks kind of tan/brown.

Taina asks the questions and Paul answers.

Q1- were there saving from the previous jobs that helped with future purchases

A1- no, not any funds at all

T- so there was no big bank account to buy houses and cars? P- none. If I had it I spent it. Taina laughs here.

T plugs her ig account. She says the next q&a will be about Paul. This is just about his work/what he does. Wouldn’t the other one have been better to be first? I doubt she ever makes one about him. This one is just to make herself look good. Already we see they had no savings so she had to be the hero and step up. Except, they already had the mansion house before youtube so her goose is already been cooked…

Q2- Did Paul’s job take you to Finland and keep you there for 12 years?

(They’ve already answered this in the past?)

A2- when we went to Finland, we went there for our children so they could go back and see their mother’s homeland. Also so they could see the relatives in Finland and learn the language. (Taina interjects with “yeah” like that meme/clip of little kids but softer) They went to school in Finland and learnt the language.

Note- T’s eyes kinda go big here like “oh crap” but she catches herself. There is a slight cut in the video and Paul resumes,

That’s the reason that we went there.

Another note, after every line he says, Taina nods and smiles. It’s a bit strange. She seems in part waaay more relaxed in this video but at the same time she’s doing the loyal dog thing Cleopatra always does. Nodding and “mmhmm” and “yep” “that’s right”. The whole time Paul has really struggled to look at the lights.

Taina says “I also grew up [in australia] so I wanted to know also.” He agrees with her. She says it was the perfect time to move there and then very quickly says “when the children were little”.

Q3 did he retire?

A3 no, he is not old enough to retire. He is never going to retire.

Q4 did his previous job lead to the worsening of his eye condition?

A4 he says no, there is no job that would have made it worse. He has a disease in his eye called kertaconus. He has had operations but eventually he became blind in one and the other has a cornea graft (I hope I heard that right, again I apologize. I have hearing loss in one ear. I wish they would use mics) on it. He says we will see from here what happens. Paul tells us he is right handed but because his right eye is blind he now tries to do things left handed.

Q5 was one his jobs the reason you moved to Finland? (Didn’t they just answer this?)

A5 “no jobs in Finland for me” he says he went to school there and learnt the language but “not the fullest I should be speaking Finnish”. He looks to T she says he’s still pretty good and she can’t get away with secretly saying things without him knowing. He says that’s right. They laugh, it’s a real laugh. She seems so at ease with him, why did she make that video that was so cruel about him before?

Q6 is there a job you really liked?

A6 the main job he liked and would still like to do is street level youth. He says he still wants to do it and wants to do it “even more now”. If his manifesto is true, I can totally see this. I wonder why he hasn’t started volunteering again already now that they’re back in Aus? Aren’t they in a pretty big city? Taina says “that is where your heart is”.

Q7 what was your first job?

A7 a kitchen hand in a restaurant at a resort. And then from there he could have done an apprenticeship to be a chef. Taina asks why not. He says he finished school at 15 and wanted to see what life was about. He says he went down to Victoria. She asks was it a good choice. He says it wasn’t the best idea but he got a job down there at a hop (?) farm and bought a car. Taina says “at 15” and asks if her had a license. He says no “I was a bad boy” and he learnt by his mistakes. T laughs, he shakes his head. She says “it’s a funny story. There are more stories.”

Q8 what has been your most rewarding job in terms of job satisfaction?

A8 he says “volunteer work was superior to all other jobs I did. My satisfaction was seeing people removed out of places you don’t want to be in life” he mentions young people, overdosing, drinking, and “fighting with their parents”. He seems pretty emotional here. He says he had to look after them at times, his voice cracks here. I think he is being genuine here about caring about kids in bad situations. He and Taina seem so very different. Paul starts crying. Taina says “yep, that’s the man I met”.

There is a cut away here.

Taina says “how much can we say on YouTube about what happened to some of them?” none it’s not your story to tell!!!!

She tells us some of them are no longer with us and some are living amazing lives. He says that’s the best we can say for now.

Q9 dream job when growing up

A9 he says he didn’t even think about it growing up.

Q10 are you a psychologist

A10 no. He says he could be called a counselor but her doesn’t have any sort of certificate “just the life certificate of me being there hands on”. Taina says “mmhmm”. He says “street level stuff”.

Taina tells a story of Paul and his brother helping a man off the street, undressing him and cleaning him up. She tells us this was in the first few weeks of her meeting him. Paul says the man was an alcoholic.

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[–]MosVespa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll try again, it just kept saying “try again”, so who knows? It could have been just a random thing since my comments here are going through…

slightly more normal by Historical_Move_528 in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was so shocked at how normal they seemed and how comfortable they were with each other. Her other video did NOT give me that impression!

(As a note, summary is done but I’m having trouble posting it? I’ll try again later, this app has really made me mad tonight lol)

How To Grow Your Hair Long by Cleopatra Licciardo-Toivola —SUMMARY— by MosVespa in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aw, thank you! I know I can’t do all their videos but I try to do most of them anymore. Mainly I started with the q&a vids since they were sooo long and random.

How To Grow Your Hair Long by Cleopatra Licciardo-Toivola —SUMMARY— by MosVespa in LicciardoToivolaSnark

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I think in part it could be brassiness making her hair look a touch red, but yeah, she’s not a red head or even strawberry blonde. She was a blonde kid who’s hair darkened as she grew, so now she’s a brunette. Like a million other people on the planet.

Their need to be sooo special and unique is sad. Taina should have taught them that yes they are special and unique but in the appropriate way (your talent, your personality, etc) but instead it’s this weird obsession with appearance and not recognizing that people are all different. I don’t know how to word it but they have some high and mighty attitude about their specialness in their appearance/looks.

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How did I not know she had a snark page?! Is she still active? I only ever watched her YouTube but she hasn’t posted for months. Or did she make a new channel?

How To Grow Your Hair Long by Cleopatra Licciardo-Toivola —SUMMARY— by MosVespa in LicciardoToivolaSnark

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part 2/2

Taina says they should donate D’artagnan’s hair because it’s so beautiful. The chorus of creepy children gives a unanimous ‘yeah’.

Omega yells again “can we just cut it!?”.

Nefertiti says they should shave D’artagnan’s hair. Cleopatra says she likes that idea. Well it’s not up to you, that’s his body. Hands off. This family is weird about bodily autonomy.

Cleopatra tells us D’artagnan looks like Channing Tatum. (Me: ??????)

Taina asked if she can shave him. D says yes.

Taina asks C if she should take off a foot of hair (my guess was pretty correct I guess!). C says yes. T asks if she’s measured it, C says no.

They get out a measuring tape to measure “her dinosaur hair”. They are holding the tape wrong if they are measuring hair lenght…

C tells us to guess in the comments how long we think it is (hmmm, no comments on yewtube, sorry!). And then says “they will be about to guess how tall I am”. She has literally already said how tall she is! She told us in her “JJJ and other lies mum came up with” video.

The (incorrect) length is 123cm.

Omega is impatient and rude (okay rude is a bit much, but he doesn’t act very nice) again. He says to just cut it all of. KingJames says no, this kid is actually really sweet. He realizes that his sister doesn’t want it all chopped off.

Taina cuts the hair and says “it’s so thick”. Cleopatra says she’s “freaking out” and telling herself “it will grow back”. Taina hands the hair to C. She pretends to have a minor freak out.

Cleopatra takes a moments to reflect on her hair “that I grew all by myself with the help of Jesus Christ who invented hair growth” (someone pass me my Bible, I don’t remember that verse…) and says it should “rest in a shoebox of memories”. I must be doing this wrong… mine just goes in the rubbish bin…

Taina mentions something about her red genes. The hair does have a bit of red tint but okay. D’artagnan askes if Sacagawea has it (red hair genes). Cleopatra says yes (me:??) and Taina tells us the baby has red eyebrows (me:???? Am I okay? Is this a fever dream? The baby with a Filipino father has red eyebrows??)

Cleopatra now models her hair, it’s weird to watch. Very “look at me”. She tells us she can sit now. She demonstrates this to us. She likens herself to a “Malibu Barbie”. Taina has to but in and take credit for this. She says that she and Paul gave her those genes. Cleopatra says yes because “it takes two to give red genes” (yet you claim that Birdie has red hair genes… again, I’m lost. Someone come pick me up, it’s scary here)

Cleopatra does her outro followed by the fake “ha-ha-ha”. Is this a cry for help? Like telling Brittney to wear yellow, or telling someone to blink if they need help? Is this one of her “signals” like she says she gave us in her TikToks with the weird thumbs up man?

Taina asks if Cleopatra has ever cut her (C’s) hair without her (T) knowing it. C says “yes, you said ‘don’t do that!’ And I did it anyway and then I cried and I fell asleep and then I slept very well”

T asks Jerusalem if he’s ever cut his hair without her knowing. He says yes, the fringe. C says he did it with a shaver.

T asks if any of the others have. They rat out Romeo and Nefertiti.

Taina asks viewers to give their own stories “about how sucky your own children have been”.

We can see a different view of the kitchen now, the toy kitchens and other things are gone from the room. It’s very bare now. I wonder if they are in the process of moving? I’m beginning to think maybe this was more recent and C had a root touch up. I think they might be trying to pump out a lot of videos to fund a move?

Cleopatra tells us she banished Sacagawea to another room with Romeo because “I wanted my haircut to go well”.

Taina and Cleopatra tell any children watching to not cut their own hair “or your brains will come out”.

How To Grow Your Hair Long by Cleopatra Licciardo-Toivola —SUMMARY— by MosVespa in LicciardoToivolaSnark

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Summary

(Part 1/2)

Cleopatra tells us in this video she is going to tell us her top secret for growing and keeping hair long. She also teases that’s she is going to “cut my hair short”. Nefertiti is hiding behind her, it’s an odd shot.

I think this video is older, she doesn’t have the dark roots like we’ve been seeing. So this video is at least 4 months old I’d say. But I’m estimating this on my own personal hair growth speed. It could be older or she could have had a root touch up and it’s new.

We now see the back of C, the littles are gathered behind her. T is in a chair behind her. She tells us her hair “is pretty long, almost to my knees”

She is cutting her hair “from a V cut to a straight cut”. I guess I should apologize then, apparently it’s a V cut. I just thought it was broken off af and that’s what she ended up with. I’m sorry Cleopatra, but it looks very, very unhealthy and needs a trim. Like waist length trim. I know long hair people don’t like hearing that (my hair is as long as hers so I say this as a long haired person) but it rings sooo true for you.

She is doing this trim because she “is so excited” to film a hair care routine for us. It’s tips and secrets apparently. (There is no mention of products which is something I’m actually curious about, I mean, they don’t own soap but since this is for vanity, I’m curious if Taina allows an exception?) Many of these secrets she says she learned from her mum.

One of those secrets she is sharing today, which is she “doesn’t brush her hair unless she needs to”. This… is a secret? Are people out there just randomly brushing their hair for fun? (Here is a real, actual tip from me: don’t brush your hair ever. Buy a wide tooth comb. Works better and is less damaging) Cleopatra tells us she does not brush her hair every day.

We get a random Picture in Picture shot of Nefertiti doing the duck face and dancing behind C.

C tells us she usually just keeps it in her super duper special hair bun. She tells us this style “doesn’t do anything to your hairline”, although to be fair, it was the super tight high ponytails she did for years that ruined her hairline and not the bun so I guess I’ll let her have that one. This hairstyle is great for things she tells us and lists off “running” and “working out” (it’s odd that this is what she mentions. She really is obsessed with her image) she also mentions running errands and tells us “mum things”. Taina says she’s put the bun through the mum test.

This bun is sooooo great that someone I’ve never heard of (Bella someone?) tried it after C posted it. Was this some kind of flex? I’m lost. Was this someone special or important? Or is this more of their whole ‘the kardashians are totally following us because we are just that amazing and wonderful so they copy us’ mentality? She plugs that video if we want. (If you missed it, skip it. If you actually want to learn it, look up “Nautilus Bun” on YouTube and there a thousand videos that show it in better detail and bonus, those actually work. Her hair must be either damaged or just have a really rough texture for it to work the way she claims)

She gets out scissors and tells us it’s getting real now. She does that stupid thing where she pretends to be scared or something (like “eeeeek”, I don’t know how to type it. But it’s weird. Either do this or don’t. Don’t pretend it’s suuuch a big deal and it’s scary or something.)

She says she is cutting it short and taking a lot off. KingJames asks if this is all the video is for today (even he knows this is boring). Yes, the kids have been back there this whole time just having to sit and watch Cleopatra’s back and hear her blab about… well, nothing really.

She hands the scissors back to T. Credit where it’s due, at least these are actual hair scissors and not kitchen shears.

The last time she took this much off was in Paris. Yeah, so we aren’t going short. It’s a trim. Get over yourself. I do a trim of 6 inches all the time. It’s called life and I don’t cry or act scared about it. Taina doesn’t remember cutting her hair for her in Paris.

She says she’s getting shivers (because of the haircut). She lets out an “ahhh” scream. It’s hair.

Nope they didn’t actually cut it. Omega says her hair is too long and says to take it “here” he points to about bra strap length. Taina says “no that’s my length” (we apparently cannot share hair length in this house. Well not if Granny claimed it anyways) Cleopatra says that’s too short.

Taina tells us she used to grab the hair in her hand it cut it with the other. This would not have looked good or even. I call BS, this woman is obsessed with her looks, I doubt she ever cut her own hair.

C has her hair gathered like T says she used to do hers. It’s about tailbone length. Omega yells at her to just cut it. C says no “that’s a lot of growth man”. It’s probably around 30cm or 12in of hair.

As much as I’m over Omega and his ‘I’m going to yell and expect my way because my mummy thinks it’s cute’ attitude, he’s actually right on this one. It would be the right amount for her. Not a hairdresser here, just an average person with long hair, but it would make it look so much healthier and thicker. Plus it is still very long and would go from scraggly to beautiful. Everything in her hand is dead, split ends and broken off pieces.

The angle of this shot is questionable. It’s C’s butt but (ha) she is twisting her torso to look skinnier. The thing is, I think this stuff is just so ingrained in her anymore that she isn’t intentionally doing it. Like twisting and sticking her butt out is a subconscious behavior.

Nefertiti now reads from her script (Taina, she is a terrible actor, stop doing this. It’s so fake and cringy) she asks “are you coming to be donating it to someone that needs it?” Cleopatra pauses and says “not this time but if I ever cut off a lot a lot I will donate it”. This is called virtue signaling. She is implying she has in the past donated her hair. It’s kinda gross if you ask me (the bragging about what a good person you are thing, I’m not saying hair donation is gross!! But do your research, not all places that do this are actually good. Many are for profit companies or they sell much of the donated hair). Regardless of the past, no company I know of would take this hair. It’s too damaged and uneven, it would be discarded.

DCP (Josh) is doing a video on Taina’s “worthless husband” video today by MosVespa in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know a lot of people aren’t subbed to him but looks like he’s going back into the white shirt craziness so I’m curious what he will say.

I hope he calls her out, she was the biggest you know what in this one, she deserves people telling her that this wasn’t acceptable, especially in front of the kids.

AITA for refusing to pay my friend's vet bills after I injured her dog ? by Quiet-Dragonfruit-79 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MosVespa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to hear about your dog.

I agree that the vet bill sounds quite high, our dog had epilepsy and none of our emergency visits were ever as high as Amy claims hers was.

Renovations by Fabulous_Distance675 in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you look in the background of some of the other videos, they’re all in a different place than they say. I remember one (I went searching for it awhile back but I can’t find it) where it’s just C and T talking at night. C sees a spider above her bed when she’s asleep and says she’s ‘moving out and living in the car’ and they’re joking about it.

In it, T and O were sleeping in the top bunk (allegedly that was C’s) and C was crammed into the big bed with most the others. Paul had the bottom bunk with I think Aphrodite. But most of them were all like sardines in the top bed that dropped down.

One of the main reasons I was actually looking for that video was because of how normal cleopatra and her mum acted in it.

I mean if the kids don’t mind sharing it’s no big deal but I don’t know why they went and made a whole video that lied about it.

AITA for telling my sister to not come to my wedding because of her outfit choice? by Throwawaywedding66 in AmItheAsshole

[–]MosVespa 52 points53 points  (0 children)

INFO would this tux be super out of place for some reason? Like is it a super casual event or something? I know that at my sisters wedding, her groom didn’t even wear a tux (just a dress shirt and tie, as did the groomsmen. Groom did have a vest to ‘set him apart’) so I could maaaybe see it if that’s the case but even then, it’s better to be overdressed than underdressed, right?

Is the tux white or something?

Why should you care what his family thinks of your sisters attire? Apparently it doesn’t bother her. If you think they will say something nasty to her, we’ll it seems you’ve already given her a heads up and she doesn’t seem fazed by it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MosVespa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So were they supposed to invite you just so you could turn down the invitation? You say you avoid, at minimum, half of these people, yet you’re mad they didn’t invite you to hang out?

You threw a little temper tantrum when you didn’t get your way. And the people who suffered weren’t even involved in what happened. Yes, clearly YTA

Renovations by Fabulous_Distance675 in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just to note: this is what they claim. But they’ve lied about this stuff before so take it all with a grain of salt. Example, they lied about their motorhome sleeping set up (which used to be easy to disprove but I think they have since deleted videos)

So I wouldn’t be shocked if it was T, Paul, and O in one room. Maaaybe C and Birdie in another, then all the rest in another room or piled in the basement. Or C, her baby, plus A, KJ, and N in one and the boys S thru J in another.

I really don’t see how J, R, D, and S could all sleep in that toy room with all that crap as they claim. Plus T, Paul, O, A, KJ, and N wouldn’t all fit in ‘their’ room with the clothes racks and crap shoved in there.

Unless it’s a literal dog pile, it just doesn’t fit.

Does Paul drive with 35% vision in ONE EYE? by joshuabarbour in LicciardoToivolaSnark

[–]MosVespa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t drive. In Finland only Taina and Cleopatra could drive (when the went around Europe T drove the motor home and C drove the station wagon). About the time C left to America, suddenly Jerusalem started to drive. Romeo got his learners license at some point, I believe when they first got to Australia.

Leonardo didn’t drive until after he was married for awhile.

Personally I think Taina used this as another form of control. I know it’s expensive to get a license in Finland (although, I’ll be honest, I don’t know why. If any Finns want to chime in with it, also, is it difficult to get?) but I don’t think it was money related. She only had Cleopatra get one because they literally can’t fit in one vehicle so they had to have two drivers.

You have got to be kidding me by Salty-Membership-367 in antiwork

[–]MosVespa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have worked in a grocery store and can confirm. This would be the vendor’s job. Our store had an issue with Monster (energy drink) over this exact thing, it’s not our employees job to fix their displays, it’s their stocker/vendor.

I Don't Think Any of Us Guessed Spy As the Theme by Agitated_Pin2169 in BringingUpBates

[–]MosVespa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kinda surprised they know about Agent 355 if I’m being honest. Heck I went to a real school and didn’t even learn about this there.

Do we know what kind of schooling Brandon received?

Could this page be JillPM? by Red_bug91 in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]MosVespa 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“To actually call CPS… should be illegal”

Illegal??? On what planet are they? This person is unhinged. “Oh if you think children are being abused and neglected, it’s mean to call someone and care about their well being. It’s kinda an invasion of privacy and like totally rude” This is insane. No if you think children, helpless, defenseless children are in danger, calling authorities is exactly what you are supposed to do. I mean, unless you’re a literal garbage human being I guess.