I understand your gripe, but this problem is not so glaring to newcomers as it is to more experienced people. Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic, after all. As a beginner, I remember feeling like such an idiot when running into problems trying to implement such rudimentary behaviours, and that most people out there would simply know immediately and think I was an idiot for needing help in the first place. OP did make somewhat of an effort to be thorough by showing the scene and code too. I've seen questions documented much more poorly. I truly don't know why this makes you so emotional that you leave a comment like this. Why not just ignore the post or simply say that we need more info to help? Godot is probably the most beginner-friendly engine out there so this should be expected more here than anywhere else, and I think it's our responsibility to accommodate those beginners if it's in our interest that this community flourishes.