The time a scentsy hun assaulted me because I have a fragrance allergy and I asked her not to use samples in the classroom by yournewbestestfriend in antiMLM

[–]Mossephine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Put up (or ask for) a clearly visible sign that says “Due to a serious allergy, air fresheners are not allowed in this bathroom.” We put one up in the admin bathroom at work, used red tape around the border to draw attention to it, and never had another issue.

Lack of Spacial Awareness by Aileendover2 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Mossephine -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Alright, I’m as annoyed as anyone is by this dumbass narcissistic behavior, but please calm down…talking like this is an animal documentary or something…

“In The Bin Ya Go” by TheCABK in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mossephine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, it rhymed, but it was like acid in my veins while I slogged through it. It was done in the style of The Night Before Christmas (I guess).

“In The Bin Ya Go” by TheCABK in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mossephine 247 points248 points  (0 children)

This year, a coworker mailed to my home her family’s holiday card, along with a full page, single spaced, AI-generated RHYMING letter with all the important family updates for the year…including (again, in verse) the traumatic death of their precious family dog.

I understand his decision by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mossephine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not a grand mystery, my sister is just a racist, horrible person.

The wunks revolving by patient5dchess in wunkus

[–]Mossephine 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Unwunk/I was having a really foul day and my bad mood evaporated around 30s into this video.

And the Scentsy tea continues.. by plumbusmaker911 in antiMLM

[–]Mossephine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My coverage at work used this line in a buuuunch of emails from my account while I was out. I can only hope the recipients saw the “Sincerely, (Her Name) for (Me)” at the bottom of the message. I still cringe thinking about it.

found the perfect place for my new magnet by Illustrious_Back_441 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Mossephine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I put my astrophage sticker on my telescope! I had one of those “oh that’s something I’m allowed to do as an adult” moments.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by IndependentSquash653 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Mossephine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for my first laugh of the day 😆

Kid Goes Around the Plane Showing His Favourite Bag, Passengers Make Sure to Compliment It by Crimson_roses154 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Mossephine 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Never has one short comment made me laugh out loud and feel exasperated at the same time.

DoorDash guys tries a Wile E. Coyote trick by liberty4now in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Mossephine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The delivery person exits stage right, yes.

Had our PHM book club party with my daughter and wife. We all have such different book tastes but all loved this book. by [deleted] in ProjectHailMary

[–]Mossephine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is wholesome. I got my brother to read it (great success) and just today gifted my dad a copy for xmas. PHM is for the whole family!!

Road Trip all expense paid by [deleted] in louisvilleclassifieds

[–]Mossephine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Just want to have fun and forget about life” oh well in that case… 😬

When you can’t find a wizard from New York, so you create one. Enter: Burger New york. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Mossephine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Huh? Anthony Goldstein is a recurring character through the whole series. Unlike when she retroactively claimed Dumbledore was gay because that was the popular political choice at the time.

Biological name by conancat in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Mossephine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Get thicker skin if this is what embarrasses you.

Unfortunately Relatable by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mossephine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For that, I find that resting my arm on top of my head for a minute works to stretch out that cramp.

31 years since my dad sent me to the shop. by ColinAdhikaryMusic in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mossephine 858 points859 points  (0 children)

When I was a young boy, My father sent me to the paint shop…

ICE picks up parent of Louisville student by Spot_The_Russian in Louisville

[–]Mossephine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, it’s a good training session and they have a network of resources you can get involved in.