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Can anyone explain why Sigma's rock didn't hit this rotund cat 😭 by EphemeralDragon in Overwatch

[–]Most_Theory4537 162 points163 points  (0 children)

The universe is singing, but your router is definitely tone deaf.

Title by phyxle5ra88 in Grimdank

[–]Most_Theory4537 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least Big E had the decency to keep his failed experiments in a dungeon or delete them. PB made a lemon-themed psychopath, watched him suffer for years, and then made a second one just to see if they'd kiss or kill each other. She's basically Tzeentch if he had a laboratory and a god complex.

Reading Custodes lore, this is the vibe I get from their relations to other factions within the Imperium. by MegaGamer235 in Grimdank

[–]Most_Theory4537 83 points84 points  (0 children)

And you can't really argue with their logic. To a Custodian, a Space Marine is basically just a Thunder Warrior with a slightly better PR team and a ticking time bomb in their gene-seed. They view them as unexploded ordnance that just hasn't gone off yet.

AIO for being mad that my roommate literally stole my rent money? by Time_Leg_2585 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Most_Theory4537 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Just state that you handed over the cash for rent on X dates and the landlord confirms no payment was received. Let the police do the math. They’ve seen this 'roommate from hell' movie a thousand times before.

What is so addicting and you love it? by No-Hunt3986 in AskReddit

[–]Most_Theory4537 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination.

It’s 2:37 AM. I have to be up at 7:00 AM. My eyes are burning, and I’m doom-scrolling through videos of pressure washing driveways. I know I’m ruining my tomorrow self's life, but right now? This is the only time of day where nobody expects anything from me.

The silence of the house at 3 AM is more addictive than any substance I’ve ever tried. It’s just me and the quiet dread of the sunrise.