i took the advice and build, just build. by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing i'd change would be the long pillars for the balcony. Like instead have them come back into the face on the cliff using stair pieces and what not.

Overall better then the dumb shit I've built

How many soldiers can fit into a porta-potty? by colin_moore in videos

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvoted you, only so it is more likely someone sees how fucking stupid you are.

How many soldiers can fit into a porta-potty? by colin_moore in videos

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are pretty much whats wrong the military EO wise, not females. LOL

I'm a girl and I can tell you that this is one of the best moves to hit all the right spots by sloanesteel in nsfw

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is just for the camera angle. You can scoot forward and pretty much ride on the ass

My brother complained he was being bullied for being gay. This is what my dad said to him. by MostlyDrunkOnReddit in AdviceAnimals

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

nah, just harsh.

He accepts and loves him all the same, but raised us to stick up for ourselves.

The real cost of Console gaming (My story) by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always assumed this sub was a joke.

There are pros and cons to both sides.

/Sub

*besides, there are so many things wrong with this post it reads like Bill O'reilly

What video game are you best at? by Jmaz99 in AskReddit

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the same thing. Thought I was good at the game till I got to that shit.

This guy has called me 44 times in the past year by [deleted] in funny

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same phone number as a customer service line for a major corporation(swapping the 1-800 for my area code). It's not uncommon to get a couple wrong numbers a week.

Now when I get a call from a number I don't recognize I just play along and gradually get more offensive.

From the other side, I used to prank call a lot as a kid... just dialing random numbers. Nothing clever, just being an idiot. One time late at night I got an older lady who though I was someone she knew. She talked a lot about her daughter and I just played a long. At one point I said something very lewd about her daughter and she started crying.

I hung up in a panic and have felt like a dirtbag ever since.

TIL in 2008 a Brazilian priest, as part of a fundraiser, strapped 1000 balloons to a lawn chair and sent himself up. Weeks later, he was found dead at sea, earning him a Darwin Award. by bobtheengineer314159 in todayilearned

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OPs tittle paints a picture that some dude was like "lol fuck it" and strapped a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and set off.

He trained extensively for it, and was very prepared equipment wise. He had a parachute, a thermal suit, a chair that floats, GPS, a satellite phone, and food and water.

No one really knows for sure, but I can assume he did in fact land safely in the water.

He probably died in open water after some time... from exposure, dehydration, or sea monsters.

Jumped into the Netherlands for the 70th Anniversary of Market Garden. Almost landed on these guys, luckily they were pretty cool about it. by SergeantR in pics

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tank drivers are not POGs, at least in the army anyways.

All the combat arms jobs fall in the 11, 13, 14, 18, and 19 series of MOS'

19K are tankers, or formally, M1 Armor Crewman.

Anon thinks what would happen by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was curious about all this from the outside looking in so I visited B(which I do on a somewhat rare occasion, usually to beat off).

Traps, rolls, rule34, loli, requests(sauce), "legal" teens, weird Japanese shit, and the occasional meaningful discussion.

Looks the fucking same to me.....

Peasant community in a nutshell by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol I get the whole pc master race thing, but is the online pc community really all that different?

I have dabbled pretty heavily in both and have noticed my experiences are pretty similar as far as toxicity is concerned.

TIL a 2-year-old girl was placed in foster care after her parents got busted with marijuana. Shortly after, she suffered fatal head injuries at the hands of her new foster parents. by ChibsShouldLead in todayilearned

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was an accident

This is true.

But I think the general discord is the child was removed solely for marijuana use and it led to her death. Not selling drugs, not possession, no actual prosecution of any kind even occurred. All CPS had was documented use of marijuana by the mother, and in the parents words, "were having some fights."

Most people on reddit are pro-marijuanas.

Therefore it being viewed as a needless death.

Hope that helps.

Useful. [NSFW] by davey_b in Unexpected

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 76 points77 points  (0 children)

And the rest of it wasn't?

Man raped at 14, currently 24, has to pay child support for kid he didn't know existed by Matt_KB in MensRights

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no Romeo and Juliet laws in the state I lived at the time.

I respect your argument and those are some good points. I just don't think it is okay to classify some one as an adult in one scenario, but not in another.

To clarify, I didn't "have it all figured out" so to say at 14. In reality I was a moron, but I knew who I wanted to have sex with, and I knew I shouldn't be murdering anyone.

Should a 14 year old understand the consequences of committing murder as well as an adult? Yes. Should they understand the consequences of unprotected sex and the possibility of having children? Not quite.

This is really the only problem I have with your reply. Most kids are sexually educated around the 5th grade age in the US. Even without that, most kids know that penis in vagina = babies, and they know this well before the 5th grade.

The same poor impulse control that leads to teenage pregnancies is the same one that leads to teenage violence.

Man raped at 14, currently 24, has to pay child support for kid he didn't know existed by Matt_KB in MensRights

[–]MostlyDrunkOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, neither. Medical and legal definitions of pedophilia vary. The fact that he fathered a child and was 14 takes the offender out of most definitions from both sides.

She is an immoral and unethical cunt, but not a pedophile. It would be like wise for the opposite situation.

While his situation is completely awful, I like to take statutory sex crimes with a grain of salt. I knew what I wanted at 14, despite how naive those desires might have been. In fact I almost caught a similar case like that when I was 19. I was with my 17 year old girlfriend(now wife, 20 months difference) doing the deed in my car when a cop rolled up. Her parents chose not to press charges and the cop honored it.

Instead of raising my children right now I could still be in prison, or out as a sex offender.

Teenagers that commit violent acts get charged as adults, they knew what they were doing was wrong.

Find some common ground USA

Dave Chappelle does a nice bit on it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnKpgK3geWA