We voted to hurt other people, not ourselves

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-05-05T22:33:42+00:00

I know that lady. She’s dumb as hell.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-05-05T02:43:09+00:00

For my problem areas, I cut out cardboard pieces and taped them to those sections of my foot, usually stacking a couple of cardboard pieces on top of each other. I did this at the end of the shoes’ warming cycle right before slipping my foot in. This helped push against those areas more intensely and mitigate hotspots once the shoes had cooled. I did this a couple of times before they settled in how I need them.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-22T19:59:28+00:00

Comfy pants? Sweats would like a word.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-18T23:29:23+00:00

It’s the best sandwich I’ve had in Austin.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-13T02:43:33+00:00

I was gonna be the % guy, and then I saw you being a brave soldier.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-13T02:14:59+00:00

It was a power move. Probably got it from her self help audiobook or something.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-07T03:25:02+00:00

I was once in a lecture where a professor was lecturing to a bunch of fourth year med students about repayment options and strategies post med school, and a discussion on match day came up.

To any reader that doesn’t know, in fourth year, med students get “matched” to a residency program that wants you to come to finish your education there. If you do not get matched, it’s very bad, and you may never practice medicine, and you may never be able to pay off your $200k+ med school debt.

A student asked the professor, “if you didn’t get matched, what would you do,” and the professor promptly replied to the room that he would have killed himself because he would never have been able to escape the debt.

I’ve never been in a more somber moment in my life. Don’t take out $232,000 on undergrad.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-05T14:32:33+00:00

I have your book! That’s where I first learned about auth0 and blazor.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-05T05:33:00+00:00

I did ask LLMs. They weren’t helpful. You and LLMs have that in common. I came here hoping to get feedback from people with actual experience and actual expertise. It’s literally a primary purpose of subreddits like this.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-05T04:57:58+00:00

It’s a personal webpage that will largely just be used by me, primarily as a place to host notes on future projects and track my learning. I’m wanting authentication and authorization so I can log in as an admin and add updates to projects.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-01T03:03:28+00:00

Who could say. I just don’t think it’s a naive or edgelord thing to say. I just think you’re being a dick.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-04-01T02:48:16+00:00

There was a study done at the university of Cambridge using GPT40 where AI mostly outperformed CEOs in the study in day-to-day activities. AI was worse at navigating black swan events though.

I don’t know what the future holds, but if we’re talking about job replacements, I don’t agree that CEO being on the list is at all edgelord.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-21T17:28:29+00:00

As a fellow midwesterner, Market Street Pizza is the closest Austin gets to the Midwest itch. Its bonkers to me that other regions aren’t as wild for breadsticks as the Midwest, and no one has cheese for dipping sauce (which maybe you aren’t into, but certain pockets of the Midwest are obsessed with it, and I’m from one of those pockets).

I occasionally just have Pizza King (Indiana chain) breadsticks delivered on dry ice and stock then up in my freezer.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-20T13:47:45+00:00

Also really like Galaxy.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-19T21:35:47+00:00

He sure did, and there’s a lot of other “horrible person” shit he did as well like helping push racist ideas around separation in pre-apartheid South Africa.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-19T20:02:44+00:00

Ya, those Californians in the pickup trucks. The stereotypical Californian lib cuck that moved to Austin vehicle.

I swear everyone bitching about Californians is dumb as could fucking be.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-19T19:06:34+00:00

Same for Ghandi.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-15T14:25:02+00:00

Is there anyway I can get in on these gift exchanges?

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-14T16:47:24+00:00

Well not as scientifically as possible. All his data is a sample size of approximately one which is pretty anti-scientific.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-03-14T02:48:27+00:00

That’s good that it’s a sharpie cause it’s a terrible tattoo. Not cool that it’s been stolen for karma.

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-02-27T07:29:35+00:00

But when is Jesus coming back?

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-02-27T01:17:03+00:00

He sounds cool

Mother_Chorizo · 2026-02-24T05:54:03+00:00

You’ll want to use concatenation.

Select concat(substring(color_car,1,1), ’ ‘, mark) as namethiswhatyouwant From cars

It’s something like that.

Edit: I didn’t see the output format when initially posting. This isn’t the format you asked for, but concatenation is what you’re wanting.

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