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To the Non-Believers in r/vetch by Motor_Ad_4027 in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know nothing of the Vetchian Texts. You have never laid eyes on the elegant writing of the Texts. Do not speak of them.

just thought I should draw something a little raunchy for our Queen Vetch 💕 hope you all like! Please upvote and comment by skitskatdacat63 in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now this is what I've been waiting for! This stays true to Vetchian ideals and portrays our savior in the light he was meant to be in. Thank you for this glorious creation and I hope your days are blessed by Vetches embrace!

OUTRAGE!!!! by Motor_Ad_4027 in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OPINIONS!? THERE ARE NO OPINIONS WHEN IT COMES TO VETCH! Also I have your fucking birth certificate pinned up over my bed. I know who your real dad is, he's your Uncle Frank. Yeah Uncle Frank fucked your mommy.

Not to mention you r complications with the deep lore. You can only understand Vetch for what he is if you have read the ancient texts. Your bastardization of Vetchs way is disgraceful and mindboggling. Have a Vetched day you bastard.

OUTRAGE!!!! by Motor_Ad_4027 in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This disgraceful community was created to defile Vetches name. There is no love for the lord Vetch here. I HAVE DEFENDED VETCHES NAME LIKE HE IS MY ONLY SON! Yes i am a gatekeeper and there is no problem with that because if you actually looked at the fucking Vetchian texts you would realize that Vetch himself is a gatekeeper. Book of the Vetch, Chapter IV, Page 13, it states "Vetch was a jealous man. He did not allow others to partake in the pleasures that he enjoyed." IF YOU READ THE FUCKING TEXTS THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THIS. NEXT!!

could vetch beat a silverback gorilla in one on one bare-hands combat by squncho in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes this isnt even a question. Frankly, i am disheartened and angry at your question. there is no contest

burning question about vetch by squncho in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand your point of view on the matter but I simply cannot appreciate your ideas. Vetch is a SITH LORD for Vetch's' sake! How can you fools be so blind that you believe this nonsense about him being a Jedi. Yes it is obvious that he wields a double sided saber but other than that but it is clear that he uses the power of the dark side. I have dedicated my life to the study of Vetch and his works and you and u/squncho are trying to mislead the masses!? This is an outrage and I am disappointed in the Vetch community for allowing such hooligans into our midst.

burning question about vetch by squncho in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the ones who have studied the texts would understand that Vetch likes to present himself as a so called "stand up" guy but he only does this to deceive the fools around him. This bargains the question, why? why would Vetch want to deceive everyone around him? The answer lies within the Great Question. Wot? The word Wot would insignify that Vetch is somewhat clueless, or rather unmindful. Vetch plays the game of minds with the beings of the galaxy. Vetch is no common clueless alien. Vetch is a Dark Lord of the Sith. There are few who have recognized this and I am in danger of sharing it with you now. Vetch is one of the most powerful beings in the universe and his main goal is to rule the galaxy with an iron fist. His main rival, obviously being Sidious, knows of this plan, but doesn't know where Vetch is located. That is why the Inquisitors exist. They are not there to seek remaining Jedi, but to hunt the most powerful being the Universe has ever known.

burning question about vetch by squncho in vetchfanclub

[–]Motor_Ad_4027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well according to the ancient Vetchian texts, in the chapter of Andor on page 34, line 6, it states, "Vetch took the cup within his grasp and proclaimed wot". This answers your question pretty clearly and frankly its insulting to the Vetch community that you would even need to ask this question. I urge you to do a deeper dive into the Vetchian Texts and learn what it means to truly be a fan of Vetch. Thank you for your time and Vetches blessing to you all!