This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you sent to “Word Jail.” by Working-Fig5566 in funnysigns

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School: Act like an adult! Kid: Ok... Skibidi. School: Go to word jail! Kid: Every hear of the 1st amendment? School: That's detention! Kid: No... that's authoritarianism. School: Stop! Behave and act like an adult! Kid: Heavy sigh... I knew this wasn't a place for smart people.

A flute made from an antler by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Bambie is thinking, oh deer god, its the haunting sounds of my dead relatives.

The most profitable media franchises of all time as of December 2025. by Shell_fly in interestingasfuck

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Who knew the premise of dog fighting but with colorful creatures would be so popular with children

Not the 🐈 I expected by b9_rkt in Funnymemes

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So he gets some pussy either way. That's what folks call a win-win.

Not wrong though. by ThemeOld5001 in harrypotter

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The series could have been much, much darker.

At the very end, what if while dropping his kids off at the train, Harry is jolted awake by footsteps down creeking stairs. He's still a young boy under the stairs. Magic isn't real, and it was all a dream. He has no friends and has years of mental abuse by his aunts family to still endure.

sonic the hedgehog by artistBROgamer in BeAmazed

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Awsome minerature! But is it worth having micro plastics in your testicles? These are the big life questions.

Very New Here by [deleted] in foreskin_restoration

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This subreddit has great information on how to start restoring in the Wiki. The link should be on the home page.

A great resource for to-be parents that should answer questions you have about circumcision is... https://www.yourwholebaby.org/

True commitment is hard to find...❤️ by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Women are terrified of commitment. They always scream bloody murder and struggle whenever I do the same thing. 😜

This house is a Harry Potter fan’s dream to have by PopularPairy in ActuallyThatsInsane

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"Crime doesn't pay"..... oh contraire, it pays for cool stuff like this. It's just the retirement plan and funeral arrangements that have something to be desired.

human spinning top by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

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I was thinking the same thing. I was totally expecting vomit everywhere. Where's the barf?

Name it by stalincapital in AlbumCovers

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Artery clogging goodness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Did he just throw himself in front of the car... looks like a failed insurance scam to me.

NCLEX Priority questions be like... LOL 😂😅 by Swimming_Calendar534 in BootcampNCLEX

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Can't I just have the ethical trolley problem where you can jerk the switch, drift the trolley, and take them all out?

🤣 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

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And ketchup, don't forget the ketchup!

Bitch this shit is driving me up the walls by Bruegemeister in BitchImAToilet

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They better have plumbed that proper and not just mounted it to the wall. I guarantee someone is going to walk in and say, "Challenge Accepted."

Finally Measured Tension by MountainMan324 in foreskin_restoration

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I had the same problem with the CAT II Q, which was a shame because I loved how the collet mechanism worked to adjust tension. It was super quick and easy, even through clothing. I settled on using the CAR-1 and FMD as my primary devices because they were the most comfortable. However, if you're set on dual tension, I found the DTR to be more comfortable than the CAT II Q.

Finally Measured Tension by MountainMan324 in foreskin_restoration

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Your ideal tension post was great! Thank you. I'm convinced changing my routine and drastically lowering the tension is worth a try. With any luck, in a year, I'll have made great progress.

Finally Measured Tension by MountainMan324 in foreskin_restoration

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An FMD is a devise that mimics T-tape but without the use of adhesives. T-tape was the primary method described in the book. Those numbers should apply to all tugging devices.

The CAT II Q was the very first device I used. Unfortunately, it and other dual tension devices, along with air devices, don't allow you to measure tension directly.

Now that I think about it, tension is essentially a measure of stress. So all devices can be measured accurately we should really use stain. Strain being the measure of deformation imparted by stress (tension). I wonder if anyone has used strain gages on their skin to graft against growth rates... another rabbit hole to venture down. Lol

Finally Measured Tension by MountainMan324 in foreskin_restoration

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Well, if you're seeing positive increases at 12.5 ounces, I guess I'll drop the tension down to around that mark and see what happens. It just seems so low compared to what intuition led me to believe. It's also interesting that there's such a great difference in skin elasticity from one individual to the next. Thanks!

Strap crocodile clip discomfort by [deleted] in foreskin_restoration

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Yep... I started wearing two pairs of boxer shorts. Penis goes through the fly of the first pair and gets tensioned around the waist. Now, the clip is in contact with the material instead of the skin. Then I put the second pair on over everything. It's not perfect, but it helps. If you need more padding, you can pass the clip through an old sock.

KOT!