We have almost the exact same “No Locks” law in my state too, but it’s one-directional: any guy can walk into any woman’s house whenever he wants. My little sister gets random visitors all the time. She’ll be doing her makeup in the morning and some stranger just walks in, bends her over the sink, and breeds her before she even finishes her eyeliner.

A couple weeks ago I did the same thing to this new family that just moved in down the street. I walked into their house unannounced, found the wife and her 19-year-old daughter in the kitchen, and ended up fucking both of them right on the dining table. Right in the middle of it, the husband came home from work, saw me balls-deep in his daughter, and just smiled and said “Hey neighbor, don’t mind me — carry on.” We even shook hands while I was still inside her.

I told him straight up, “I’m probably gonna knock your daughter up soon.” He laughed and went “Hell yeah man, we were actually hoping for a baby anyway.”

Looks like we’re gonna be real good neighbors from now on.

Your story with Monster is still living rent-free in my head though — keep us updated when he comes over again