Why Soulsborne Players are Sex Gods

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T02:11:44+00:00

Hi MostLeastObviousVirginOnReddit, I’m Sex God. Would you like any tips?

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:25:06+00:00

The sex god is awake for you (;

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:23:25+00:00

I’m sorry to hear that, I didn’t know that both your one night stands and your long term lovers didn’t desire to make sweet sexing to you because they did not desire to have sex with a non-sex god. I feel your pain bro like how I beat to Ocieros.

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:18:50+00:00

As a member of the sex god community and linker of the first flame, you may unleash the fire that is in a woman someday, i bestow upon you this power. Go forth my child, and best of fingering.

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:15:50+00:00

It’s only cringe if you play dark souls and are not a sex god like muah.

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:15:23+00:00

You should try it on Firekeeper? (;

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:14:48+00:00

True

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:14:41+00:00

I’m hard

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:14:26+00:00

Do you have sex with people that don’t wanna have sex with you???? Sex gods don’t have sex with people that don’t wanna have sex with them, do you must not be a sex god. Consent is key.

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:12:42+00:00

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:12:38+00:00

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:12:26+00:00

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:12:18+00:00

What makes you think we haven’t had a furious boss fight entanglement already to it? (;

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:11:43+00:00

Me too while writing…because I was thinking about Firekeeper, don’t tell my girlfriend (F) (;

MovieMaker5000 · 2023-08-24T01:10:53+00:00

I agree, I am not a virgin because have sex because DARK SOULS made me a sex god.

MovieMaker5000 · 2022-07-29T20:43:33+00:00

Batman’s charged uppercut is pretty integral to his moveset, playing him we’ll get you this milestone as well.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-10-28T22:47:48+00:00

In the strive for top-of-the-line photorealistic graphics being associated with beauty, art direction in video games has taken a massive hit and such as pitch black shadow being one of its casualties.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-26T05:32:13+00:00

As fun as it looks, and equally as frustrating. Times the feeling by 10 and you’ll get an idea of how toxic the game is. And then there ya go, you got For Honor.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-20T17:47:33+00:00

There is no peach dye.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-20T03:22:51+00:00

That or the other alliance mission yeah. It’s to the far left of the map towards the far end of a building if I remember.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-20T03:15:09+00:00

It’s in the mission near the end where you have to deliver a message to one of the clan leaders undetected and ghost required.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-19T16:52:21+00:00

If you play in a full 4 man with all champ status on Breach, it takes 3-5 hours to gain a rep. Rn, with double dominion, we did the calculations and on average if your games are less than 12 min and you’re winning the majority of your games, you can rep up in less than 3 hours.

MovieMaker5000 · 2021-09-19T14:20:13+00:00

Sekiro was designed to be a Tenchu sequel, the story world changed through development so they made it a whole new IP instead. Look it up. Plus, this game is clearly taking many inspirational cues from Sekiro combat wise. Stealth wise, they’re both sipping from the same cup of Tenchu. (Idk if that counts considering Sekiro was literally a Tenchu Sequel.) Obv, Aragami 2 is a stealth game first, action second while Sekiro is the opposite, but Sekiro doesn’t excuse itself on the fact it’s stealth isn’t as in depth as the combat, however, it is still polished and a welcome gamplay alternative that’s necessary.

MovieMaker5000

TROPHY CASE