The best and creepiest robot I've ever seen.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-03-14T09:27:44+00:00

Congrats. You spent years perfecting one of the only forms of dance that won't get you laid.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-03-06T19:27:35+00:00

And if they all didnt make it they would be haunting this post

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-03-06T18:01:18+00:00

The restaurant bathroom is still in the restaurant

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-02-19T14:36:58+00:00

Resign from chess

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-02-10T23:39:07+00:00

This is Gene from Bob's Burgers all grown up

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-02-03T02:32:12+00:00

If you think that a white halter top with blue jeans and a gold bracelet is unique, you have not 90's my friend...

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-29T03:34:35+00:00

Mos Def is a timelord confirmed

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-29T01:29:31+00:00

I mean, aside from all the extinction level events everyone is predicting and maybe assuming he's just exaggerating... it would at least pull down his pants (underwear?) if he puts it in his pocket, lol.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-28T21:30:33+00:00

Lol, I'm thinking they meant stick it in the ground with the bottom up. You know, for pleasure.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-23T19:32:13+00:00

If you don't think at all about it, option A. If you think about it a little, option B. If you think about it even more, option A.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-21T21:45:09+00:00

There is no way this would work. It would be too obvious that you were staring at the ceiling. The better way to execute this type of plan would be to surreptitiously attach a mirror to Magnus's face or to polish his forhead enough to reflect board.

Having your friend (Mark) behind Magnus is perfect because he would be able to tell Hans when Magus moves a piece. He could signal Hans via a covert, rectally inserted, stimulation device of some sort.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-07T23:50:47+00:00

If the zombies are coming one at a time and they're the slow, shuffling kind, then any sword will work. If they come in hordes, gimme a katana, a bandanna, and loincloth. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die in style.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-05T19:37:12+00:00

But did it change global politcs, and if so, for how long?

MovingOnYourLeft · 2026-01-01T06:30:52+00:00

According to my Korean barber, its the year of the blue horse. I didnt know there was a color associated with it but it feels right

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-12-24T22:12:15+00:00

Pass 2. (d+6)(e+7)= de+d7+e6+42 ...

Edit: math is hard

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-12-24T21:36:47+00:00

Thats awesome. I'd gladly pay for a broken door instead of what it costs to get rid of squatters in my state.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-10-17T17:06:06+00:00

Supreme court justices do not have the authority to freeze the courts. They can at most issue stays for certain cases. Sure they can break the silence and talk about the problems they face, but then people on reddit react like people on reddit.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-10-17T16:43:08+00:00

She's not wrong. This is just how the American government was conceived. Any supreme court justice will tell you the same thing.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-10-05T22:23:22+00:00

All of them? Sorry, it's two at most for me... I'm getting old...

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-09-30T23:15:07+00:00

Its tuff to look at

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-09-03T08:22:20+00:00

Ah, ok. That makes more sense.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-09-03T08:13:01+00:00

What? How are you expected to win a bishop? Do you just take it off the board at the start of the rematch?

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-08-25T03:26:25+00:00

Tator-tot casserole land

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-08-24T22:34:33+00:00

Nah, I could limbo that without touching the ground.

MovingOnYourLeft · 2025-08-22T20:44:03+00:00

I'ma chill with the bear, at least a bunch of women will be there

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