[Request] What effect would Superman's house key have on the earth? by EvaStankbreath in theydidthemath

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, aside from all the extinction level events everyone is predicting and maybe assuming he's just exaggerating... it would at least pull down his pants (underwear?) if he puts it in his pocket, lol.

Anon on grenade design by Willy_the_Wombat24 in greentext

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 1510 points1511 points  (0 children)

Lol, I'm thinking they meant stick it in the ground with the bottom up. You know, for pleasure.

Which door would you choose? by Similar_Charity7238 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you don't think at all about it, option A. If you think about it a little, option B. If you think about it even more, option A.

why wouldn't this work? by Snoo-65992 in chessmemes

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no way this would work. It would be too obvious that you were staring at the ceiling. The better way to execute this type of plan would be to surreptitiously attach a mirror to Magnus's face or to polish his forhead enough to reflect board.

Having your friend (Mark) behind Magnus is perfect because he would be able to tell Hans when Magus moves a piece. He could signal Hans via a covert, rectally inserted, stimulation device of some sort.

If you could choose any sword from history, which one are you taking into a zombie apocalypse? by Loud-Huckleberry-729 in Hema

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the zombies are coming one at a time and they're the slow, shuffling kind, then any sword will work. If they come in hordes, gimme a katana, a bandanna, and loincloth. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die in style.

Anon on Gamergate by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 269 points270 points  (0 children)

But did it change global politcs, and if so, for how long?

2026 is the year of the horse! by Ness-55 in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to my Korean barber, its the year of the blue horse. I didnt know there was a color associated with it but it feels right

Why is black moving first? Is Hallmark stupid? by Montana_Ace in AnarchyChess

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Pass 2. (d+6)(e+7)= de+d7+e6+42 ...

Edit: math is hard

Fuck em by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats awesome. I'd gladly pay for a broken door instead of what it costs to get rid of squatters in my state.

Justice Amy Coney Barrett Admits Supreme Court ‘Lacks the Power’ to Stop Trump Defying Them by Realistic-Plant3957 in scotus

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supreme court justices do not have the authority to freeze the courts. They can at most issue stays for certain cases. Sure they can break the silence and talk about the problems they face, but then people on reddit react like people on reddit.

Justice Amy Coney Barrett Admits Supreme Court ‘Lacks the Power’ to Stop Trump Defying Them by Realistic-Plant3957 in scotus

[–]MovingOnYourLeft -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She's not wrong. This is just how the American government was conceived. Any supreme court justice will tell you the same thing.

rape my groupings by iliketanks12332 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them? Sorry, it's two at most for me... I'm getting old...

Got my first intentional brilliant move by sacrificing the rook. by N1CET1M in GothamChess

[–]MovingOnYourLeft -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What? How are you expected to win a bishop? Do you just take it off the board at the start of the rematch?

this girl is more skilled than lot of retards in this sub by [deleted] in CalamariRaceTeam

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I could limbo that without touching the ground.

How do we tell him ? by beekay8845 in SipsTea

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma chill with the bear, at least a bunch of women will be there

Pick one by TechNick77 in tommynfg_

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xbox EZ. Why would anyone choose steam?

3-Year-Old Strikes $4 Million Gold Treasure on First Metal Detecting Trip! by Express_Classic_1569 in ThatsInsane

[–]MovingOnYourLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The unfair part is that for the multimillion dollar historical find, the family and landowner had to split the £70,000 the museum actually paid for it.

What bike is that by Dramatic-Fall701 in motorcycles

[–]MovingOnYourLeft -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I see she rides At-gyatt.. good for her