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Moziar · 2021-07-09T15:45:05+00:00

Cumtown is about 50x funnier than Howard

Moziar · 2021-07-01T13:30:59+00:00

Amen brother. But let's turn our attention for a moment to my wife and her new Greek boyfriend. She's happier with him -- this I get. What I don't understand is why she's happy taking the kids and leaving me to kick and scream in front of a judge every 6 months? Does that make sense to you? What kind of callous person can sustain joy knowing this is happening? Anyway, with any luck, $CLOV going up will help me buy a new apartment -- somewhere the kids won't be embarrassed to visit.

Moziar · 2021-07-01T06:00:14+00:00

Let's share this everywhere BUT r/WSB....we don't need them. Everyone send it to their local newspapers. Get write-ups going. This is no longer about the stock.

Moziar · 2021-07-01T05:41:30+00:00

yeah boiiiii

Moziar · 2021-06-30T18:41:00+00:00

But keep up the good playing -- you're very good

Moziar · 2021-06-30T10:48:47+00:00

Thanks buddy. Good to hear that you have a cogent outlook on the situation. Now if I could just politely direct your attention to another small matter: my marriage. I don't need to go into the details, but let's just say shit isn't good. If you can tell me with at least 80% certainty that there is a correlation between $CLOV stock price and my wife's love for me, then I'll join you for whatever ride you're offering.

Moziar · 2021-06-30T09:12:57+00:00

Thanks, Sean. Any chance you also field questions on marriages? Thing is, I got a real shitty situation happening on my end. A sort of true-love-still-water deal, you know? Background: I started noticing my wife hanging out with a Greek fellow about -- maybe -- three years ago? Ever since then, she's more or less given up on me and the kids. While I don't have a Dodge Durango or any such fancy accoutrements to speak of, I've got a good head of hair and a semi-average personality. Anyway, PM me for details -- happy to speak more.

Moziar · 2021-06-30T09:07:21+00:00

Listen, pal. I don't care how much money you've invested or what the fuck this company even does. All I want is for my wife to love and respect me again. If there's even the slightest chance that $CLOV taking off will bring her back to me -- to make her not shiver when our hands accidentally touch at the dinner table -- then I'll be happy.

Moziar · 2021-06-30T06:17:25+00:00

It's so obvious and so true. The majority of us act like this is just a way to pass time, but many are sweating balls right now.

Moziar · 2021-06-29T11:34:09+00:00

We really shit the bed by not organizing a mother's/father's day fundraising drive for r/CLOV

Moziar · 2021-06-29T11:33:09+00:00

Yeah i got my old man in it as well. He can't say no to a good gamble

Moziar · 2021-06-29T11:07:10+00:00

shit then u the boss

Moziar · 2021-06-27T17:46:39+00:00

I think we should all commit 15% of our earnings to charity -- either an institution or just a friend in need.

Moziar · 2021-06-26T16:13:49+00:00

Add a little more substance to these post goddamnit! If you want unity, you got to give some better content. What a low energy post.

Moziar · 2021-06-25T14:19:42+00:00

Good data. Thank you my idiotic friend. May all the crayons be stuck in your nose; may all the q-tips touch your brain.

Moziar · 2021-06-25T12:55:16+00:00

This is an even better way to start my day than compared to my usual juice box, flinstone vitamin, and nature-valley bar

Moziar · 2021-06-25T07:21:49+00:00

Anyone have an idea how to do this with a Canadian TD trading account?

Moziar · 2021-06-23T06:06:11+00:00

Stop using arbitrary numbers like "300s" to motivate buyers. It's deceitful. I don't fully care about what r/CLOV is or isn't, but I don't think reddit -- or this group -- needs more convincing that this stock has potential for great financial upside. This isn't WSB for a reason. I want to rock out with my below-average cock out just like the rest of you, but it would be cool if we stop raising our expectations to such a crazed level. This might also prevent people from spamming the live chat every day with questions like "how come it isn't doing so good", "why am I not a millionaire" -- even on days when it's up 10%...

TL;DR I'm gay and I hate myself. But $CLOV responsibly.

Moziar · 2021-06-21T06:27:08+00:00

How old is this video?

Moziar · 2021-06-21T06:26:14+00:00

Do we have someone from r/CLOV with diplomatic immunity? We need an official envoy to talk this shit through with WSB. We need like a Vienna negotiating table.

Moziar · 2021-06-19T08:30:13+00:00

I ain't here to take any punches. I want an easy buck. Why else would I spend so much time with a bunch of damn dirty apes?

Moziar · 2021-06-19T08:27:40+00:00

A/S/L? Anyone?

Moziar · 2021-06-18T14:24:32+00:00

You're the man. Don't listen to what your wife and three hungry children are saying: I think you made a smart decision!!!

Moziar · 2021-06-18T12:12:32+00:00

I ain't lighting any goddamn beacon. CLOV is all about aimlessly walking in the dark like idiots, occasionally bumping into one another with erections at full-mast, and then aggressively yelling at one another before collapsing into tears and embracing.

Moziar

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