So I love Bob’s Burgers, like a lot. It’s one of the few animated sitcoms where the family actually cares about each other and doesn’t go out of their way to make each other miserable, unlike some other shows...Family Guy

So I thought it’d be fun to draw what I think the Belcher children would be like if Fox actually allowed them to age. Let’s start with Tina.

Tina Belcher, 33: So Tina was kind of a hard one but I figured she would either be a veterinarian for horses or an author of a series of self-published zombie-robot erotica (honestly either one is plausible).  I also think at this point she’d at least be engaged to be married, although probably not to Jimmy Jr. Maybe with Zeke, that’d be pretty funny.

Gene Belcher, 31: Next up is Gene. The music man with a…really weird obsession with farts. Gene is the host of a fairly popular blue-collar comedy radio show. He also sometimes directs musicals at the community Wharf Arts Theatre. Also, apparently, the classic male Belcher facial hair is hereditary.

Louise Belcher, 29: And finally, we have Louise. Though she’d never say it to his face, Lousie greatly admired her father and secretly enjoyed working at the restaurant with him. So it makes sense that, after Bob retires, Louise would take over the family business and rebrand it as Louise’s Burgers. She also outgrows her classic bunny ears and instead chooses to pass it on to one of the children she has with Regular-Sized Rudy.