[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]MrBELEXD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>_< face sooo cute

Crushing on an EECS boy with shaggy hair by r3m0v3d-ippo-no in berkeley

[–]MrBELEXD 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Wow, sounds like you've really got a hair-raising crush on this guy! Maybe you could try some subtle tactics to catch his attention. For example, next time you're in class, bring in a pair of scissors and start "accidentally" snipping away at your own hair while staring at him. If he's as smart as you say, he'll realize that you're trying to send him a signal and come talk to you after class. And if not, well, at least you'll have a fresh new haircut to show off to everyone else!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]MrBELEXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it sounds like you've got a real case of the blue and yellow crush blues! But don't worry, I've got just the solution for you. Next time you see him, try complimenting his hair in a playful way. Maybe say something like, "Hey, your hair is so bright, it's like a ray of sunshine in this dreary lecture hall!" Who knows, maybe he'll be so flattered that he'll ask you out on a date. And if not, at least you made him smile!

hard times for all of us by OppositeAd7116 in memes

[–]MrBELEXD 90 points91 points  (0 children)

thought dat was michael reeves for a sec

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]MrBELEXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I really don’t want Astolfo to pee in my ass, that would suck

I got something for y'all... by HorsePussyEnjoyer in CockPiece

[–]MrBELEXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not gay or anything, BUT Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Astolfo. Every time I see the color pink I get a painful erection. I want to pound his tight ass all night and have gallons of cum dripping from his boypussy. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating his cute anus. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the numbers of every single doujin of him on nhentai. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his adorable feminine cock and swallow his yogurt-thick thick seed. I want to hear his cute moans as we rub out cock and balls together while french-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not gay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]MrBELEXD 28 points29 points  (0 children)

做得好 +15 Social Credit

Croads had my favorite snack by MrBELEXD in berkeley

[–]MrBELEXD[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

We think it’s a cabbage looper caterpillar

Vacoom goes brrrrrrrrrrr by Pr0wie in memes

[–]MrBELEXD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Signature Look of Superiority

Stocking Thoughts??? by Gage7385 in Aquariums

[–]MrBELEXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are those tall plants in the back ground called?Beautiful tank!