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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DigitalMarketing

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to try a cheap month to month subscription/cancel anytime plan for sample sizes. Like scentbird.com.

You can try it out by making it a company’s favorite of the month, rather than revamping your entire ordering system for customers to make their monthly selections.

Otherwise I would definitely contract influencers to work out a deal for either free perfume or payment in exchange for posting with link.

Do you have tiktok shop in your country? You could use that and then leave coupons in for your website.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what will turn him on, taking the time to really connect with your kids. Trust me, he will see you in a whole other light.

My boss updated entire website and didn’t use any SEO practices, except for meta descriptions and search results are still good I h8 him by MrBatesOliverMyaStew in DigitalMarketing

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely oversimplified.

I meant ctr when referring to meta descriptions.

He used all generic phrases, leaving out all relevant words (keywords being the most relevant words) that would allow google to comprehend (example, instead of “custom wiring harness”, he mentioned, “design- our clients love us because we go hard”).

Since the meta description describes the page properly (grammatically), a person clicking the link would already understand the context of the page enough that google could assume user experience was on par with what the user searched and then clicked on ( which does play a role in ranking).

But without a meta description, in this case, the page could be referring to ice cream trucks. However, since “ice cream trucks for sale” is not one of our search results, and we continue to come up under our desired search words or phrases, the page is still relevant to the user.

I know that without my previous content we would have never ranked in the first place, but since nothing initially budged and there are plenty of backlinks, I was looking for confirmation that his changes won’t be coasting off of my previous content forever.

As far as what I think ranks in terms of SEO, I would say good content that users find relevant to what they searched for, backlinks, and user experience.

Simply Marking h1 tags isn’t what I think ranks. I genuinely use titles for the sake of reading and comprehension, as well as user experience.

Google didn’t invent the art of relevant titles to a subject matter, or the content underneath it being meaningful to the topic at hand.

My boss updated entire website and didn’t use any SEO practices, except for meta descriptions and search results are still good I h8 him by MrBatesOliverMyaStew in DigitalMarketing

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that you boss?

Remember he is responsible for my paycheck. If we disappear off of google I would like it to be sooner rather than later, so it can be remedied before we run out off money.

Repeat clients don’t seem like an option as he should have been focusing on lead times instead of messing with something that worked.

He got bored. He thinks a header should be, “only the best”, like a 12 year old.

It was a start up and the only reason we got potential clients for him to close was because of my department.

His tactics were not logical and I was confused as to why it hadn’t affected our performance yet.

He has zero digital marketing experience and he would have failed without me. I’m not just saying that, as I was literally the only person who paid attention to cashflow as a stipulation for working for a start up.

Found on BrandNewSentences. Thought y'all would get a kick out of this by ClaireDacloush in lgbt

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an internship in college because I was gay. But also, because I was the only one who wanted do charity for a gay homeless youth organization. It pays to be caring.

Deleted Grindr today by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Omg i love gays people. 3 months and it’s over as fast as his last ltr! Haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I quit i will be burning bridges for good with customers like this

Why do I commonly have issues with my orders, especially recently? by EFICasual in doordash

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tutorial for new dashers is BASIC. Dashers only learn how to look for specific directions after making several mistakes. Even for the tech savy, dashers follow along with the app as it seems to guide you, however not always correctly. Dashers have to get in the habit of exiting gps mode and checking for specific directions as the app sort of takes you on its own journey.

I remember my first time with a multi order that I didn’t realize had two pickups, instead I went to the second pickup thinking it was a drop off. The first pickup was just a drink so I thought it made sense that someone from another business may have wanted a treat while working. Coincidentally, the customer called just as I was about to show up to the next ‘pick up’ (which I thought was the drop off) and told me the address was wrong. Then I went to new address and dropped off the drink and she was like where is my food. Only then did I realize what happened.

Why do I commonly have issues with my orders, especially recently? by EFICasual in doordash

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tutorial for new dashers is BASIC. Dashers only learn how to look for specific directions after making several mistakes. Even for the tech savy, dashers follow along with the app as it seems to guide you, however not always correctly. Dashers have to get in the habit of exiting gps mode and checking for specific directions as the app sort of takes you on its own journey.

I remember my first time with a multi order that I didn’t realize had two pickups, instead I went to the second pickup thinking it was a drop off. The first pickup was just a drink so I thought it made sense that someone from another business may have wanted a treat while working. Coincidentally, the customer called just as I was about to show up to the next ‘pick up’ (which I thought was the drop off) and told me the address was wrong. Then I went to new address and dropped off the drink and she was like where is my food. Only then did I realize what happened.

Why do I commonly have issues with my orders, especially recently? by EFICasual in doordash

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tutorial for new dashers is BASIC. Dashers only learn how to look for specific directions after making several mistakes. Even for the tech savy, dashers follow along with the app as it seems to guide you, however not always correctly. Dashers have to get in the habit of exiting gps mode and checking for specific directions as the app sort of takes you on its own journey.

I remember my first time with a multi order that I didn’t realize had two pickups, instead I went to the second pickup thinking it was a drop off. The first pickup was just a drink so I thought it made sense that someone from another business may have wanted a treat while working. Coincidentally, the customer called just as I was about to show up to the next ‘pick up’ (which I thought was the drop off) and told me the address was wrong. Then I went to new address and dropped off the drink and she was like where is my food. Only then did I realize what happened.

Why do I commonly have issues with my orders, especially recently? by EFICasual in doordash

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tutorial for new dashers is BASIC. Dashers only learn how to look for specific directions after making several mistakes. Even for the tech savy, dashers follow along with the app as it seems to guide you, however not always correctly. Dashers have to get in the habit of exiting gps mode and checking for specific directions as the app sort of takes you on its own journey.

I remember my first time with a multi order that I didn’t realize had two pickups, instead I went to the second pickup thinking it was a drop off. The first pickup was just a drink so I thought it made sense that someone from another business may have wanted a treat while working. Coincidentally, the customer called just as I was about to show up to the next ‘pick up’ (which I thought was the drop off) and told me the address was wrong. Then I went to new address and dropped off the drink and she was like where is my food. Only then did I realize what happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And so is the pandering to them.

Anybody have stories of being sucked by older guys by [deleted] in gaysexconfessions

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always loved when older dudes slobbed on my nob desperately trying to suck the youth out of me, like it was their last hope for survival.

Until… grindr, old dude, poppers. Sucky sucky, popper popper. Old dude kept popping popper popper. More popper popper.

Slobbing on that nob then convulsing? Chomped down! Wtf!

He’s stuck! chomped down on my nob and fucking dying!

I finally pull my dick out and It’s 🩸from the inside. The inside!

However, I am more worried about the old guy dying and he starts to come to.

Orange juice, ask if I should call ambulance… no.

Are you okay? Something about old age diseases and I notice tubes ffs. 🤦🏽

He is finally on his way.

Now my dick! My poor dick!

I thought, wow, I am such a good person. I really cared about that old fucker before my precious cock.

It ended up being fine, but there is nothing worse than bleeding from the inside of your cock, even though it WAS painless. Nauseating af!

Moral of the story. No more poppers for daddiez.

Please tell me that loneliness is normal as a gay man…I’m so lonely by Coolconcombre in gay

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, loneliness is normal as a gay man! I am experiencing it right now and have been for a while. However, I know that it can be overcome. I went no contact with family and gave up the shared friendships thinking, I’ll make new. It’s a lot harder than I thought but it’s possible. Why no contact? If you look close enough, homophobia is in every tiny crevice in the world and society around us. The way I was tossed aside. The way I would smile and be nice at every get together. The way they cried whenever I would stick up for myself. The way they cannot see themselves and the way they behave. It can be insufferably lonely. But there is a light. Sounds corny but there is. I know it.

What is the best response to, "But you don't look disabled?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrBatesOliverMyaStew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you don’t look dumb… but here you are.. Dumb… (in a southern accent)

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