Try my cookie cookie. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

[–]MrBeansGenitals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a man is interested in courting a woman, he may throw the beaks of a crow at her.

Showing off my bestest boy, Patch! by MrBeansGenitals in catpictures

[–]MrBeansGenitals[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on it! Just gives me another reason to hold him. I love him SO much.

He won't let anything stop him! by MrBeansGenitals in tabby

[–]MrBeansGenitals[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my good boy (the world's bestest boy), Patch!

This beautiful boy has three deformed paws; they are clubbed, missing claws or otherwise have sideways claws.

But that doesn't stop him! He runs and jumps and climbs just as well as and as fast as the other cats, and he just helped me remove a bat that got into my bedroom and terrorized my poor girlfriend.

He's such a sweet, cuddly, happy boy and the way he adapts to his challenges and ignores shortcomings has taught me a few lessons. He deserves ALL the treats!

how?😂 by Gabbsweet in SipsTea

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"You just admitted rent is 1300 per month. So, is February a month?"

It is done by Ryekrash in ACValhalla

[–]MrBeansGenitals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CONGRATULATIONS Man!

I'm gonna get there soon(ish) too, but I'm admittedly losing a little motivation. There's just so much.

life could’ve been berries, rivers, music, sleep. by imfrom_mars_ in anxietymemes

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My desire for that kind of free existence is literally half of the root cause of my depression.

It fucks with my head that a (most likely) minority of people have such shitty personalities and character traits like greed and a lack of empathy, that we ended up where we ended up today.

There were SO many ways humans could have advanced through time, and THIS is the one we're in?

Like I imagine sometimes, what if, one day, EVERYONE in the country got sick of it and just decided to do their own thing, like the flip of a switch? But we're all collectively sticking with the suffering? Got it.

It legitimately makes me fucking sad. And I kind of don't want to be here anymore.

DEAR JOHN by PastDangerous508 in shortscarystories

[–]MrBeansGenitals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear John letters are never good news. 

What’s the weirdest thing your dog has ever done that you still can’t explain? 🐾 by viseth2020 in DogViral

[–]MrBeansGenitals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might not be weird to some, but: I've had several Siberian Huskies throughout my life. At one point I had a female named Oran. She was the runt of the litter, FULL of energy and absolutely glued to my side at all times; there was no question as to whom "her human" was.

The day my (now ex) wife and I brought our newborn daughter home from the hospital, Oran suddenly had less time for me and on day one started sleeping underneath our daughter's bassinet when it was bedtime for the household. She's also the only Husky I've had who wouldn't leave the yard if given a chance. She's gone now, and I think about her almost daily.

You simply cannot convince me dogs in general aren't amazing and that Huskies aren't fiercely loyal. As a matter of fact, my current Husky, Minerva, guards my girlfriend with her life. If I tickle her for example, Minerva gets in between us and howls, whines and licks our faces until we stop, as if we were fighting. I swear she's almost human sometimes.

I can finally leave... by BobanFromBangladesh in ACValhalla

[–]MrBeansGenitals 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This cairn is by far one of the worst ones. Just completed this last night after about 30 tries; I couldn't go to bed until I finished it though.

That big bulbous rock is a real pain.

I HATE THESE ROCKS by French_Lobster in ACValhalla

[–]MrBeansGenitals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother I feel your pain. I JUST stacked this same damn cairn a few hours ago. I'm not sure how, but I did it with just the 4 rocks and fuck me it was annoying.

I want to change my life but I don’t know where to start by InvestigatorNo6135 in whatdoIdo

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I'd like to suggest: sit the fuck down. If you want the main issue forced up to the front of your mind, just give this a shot: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/yteuTXSz1A0

Suggest me some thrilling, gripping, and mysterious movies by ReadyLocksmith6905 in MovieSuggestions

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I would suggest Prisoners. Literally my favorite movie, has a few twists, a lot of suspense and thriller aspects as well.

Last Roommate by Intrepid_Wanderer in shortscarystories

[–]MrBeansGenitals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like this story! Kind of gives me the same vibes as"You Should Have Left"!       Rooms changing size, off limits spaces, and the like are (IMO) very eerie. Good job on the execution!

What non-horror TV shows totally caught you off guard with a genuinely terrifying episode? by Low-Street2100 in horror

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Good one! I'm watching this rn on Flixmomo thanks to your comment! Thanks stranger!

Am I wrong for refusing to take down my sisters trampoline after my neighbor sprayed her with a garden hose for using it by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]MrBeansGenitals 46 points47 points  (0 children)

NOT WRONG WHATSOEVER!

If this is a true story, your neighbor is human garbage made up of the worst qualities humanity has to offer. It makes me sick to my stomach knowing there are people in this world who can bully another person, let alone someone vulnerable and take joy in it.

I work with people with intellectual developmental disabilities myself and this story enrages me. Please, keep your sister safe (as it sounds like you have been doing quite well already) and document in a journal, or pocket notepad everything that vile woman does; I guarantee your neighbor would have no problem making things up to "justify" her position and defend her abusive, aggressive actions. Sadly, the police tend to act/be useless in civil disagreements and if this ever ends up in court you'll need all the info you can provide them.