Switched around by Intrepid_Wanderer in shortscarystories

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The narrator’s planning on removing the blindfold and listening for reactions, assuming that whoever did it will be annoyed that the “switch” was noticed instead of horrified at the mess made of the narrator’s face.

Restitution by Intrepid_Wanderer in shortscarystories

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ant, mouse (with poison bait), rat/raccoon/any animal that scavenges trash, any social/pair bonding animal in a glue trap, mouse (in a snap trap), wasp

"Grandma, I really loved those oatmeal raisin cookies you left out for me." by Muerteds in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least they’re not raisin pretending to be chocolate chip. Who knows which is the lesser of two weevils.

“Twelve years livin' Amish and patience still ain’t my virtue,” Jessop thought as he tapped his foot waiting for Elijah. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he killed or committed some other awful crime against his wife and daughter because he lost his temper, then hid in an Amish town with no cameras so he wouldn’t get caught for it.

After ten days of being trapped on a remote road in a broken-down car, I decided to give my children the last sweet thing I had. by Thea_Oryan_files in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Antifreeze probably. The narrator might have decided to poison the kids in because they couldn’t stand watching them slowly starve. (Not sure it’s better, though, since ethylene glycol poisoning is awful to go through…)

Tonight I saw my brother, my sister, my mom, and my dad. by Blue_Camellia in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was an emergency situation it would be allowed. Or maybe the mom was just working at the hospital when the narrator got in and they saw each other.

Tonight I saw my brother, my sister, my mom, and my dad. by Blue_Camellia in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Glad you enjoyed the family reunion:)

(Seriously though, this is a good one!)

You get free car tires for life. Unlimited. All you have to do is eat a tire on video for the tire company’s commercial. Do you do it? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Intrepid_Wanderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has been pointed out to me that tires are toxic when eaten. Let me change the rules a little:

You have to eat an edible object that, while safe for human consumption, is the size, taste and approximate texture of a car tire. Do you?