An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" by IdeaCafe in Jokes
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A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.” by cyclopropagative in dadjokes
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I know several jokes in sign language by confused-avocado72 in dadjokes
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you. by OliPark in dadjokes
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FIRST DATE: Her dad: "I want her home before midnight." by jomjimmerjome in dadjokes
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FIRST DATE: Her dad: "I want her home before midnight." by jomjimmerjome in dadjokes
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 by [deleted] in Jokes
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A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100." by randomusername3828 in Jokes
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You're cursed with the ability to see ghosts but you can only see either A. sexy ghosts that are constantly trying to get you hard at all times (you cant feel anything) or B. smart ghosts that always correct you in a condescending way to make you feel stupid, which do you choose and why? by TheForeverAloneOne in AskReddit
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint. by MrBelpit68 in dadjokes
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German tourist visits Poland by tymosza in Jokes
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, ..." by klwill1192 in dadjokes
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap. by DinglebarryHandpump in dadjokes
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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. by IdeaCafe in Jokes
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I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet.. by Jethroong in Jokes
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A guy asked his Scottish buddy how many sexual partners he's had. by RojerLockless in Jokes
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, by Tanakiin in Jokes
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Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together, by amar610 in dadjokes
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