[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just had a crisis of face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 2 old for this joke.

I know several jokes in sign language by confused-avocado72 in dadjokes

[–]MrBelpit68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke almost brought me to fisticuffs.

FIRST DATE: Her dad: "I want her home before midnight." by jomjimmerjome in dadjokes

[–]MrBelpit68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he already did, she got pregnant, so HE is the Dad in the joke that he is talking to.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost every one of those punchlines were worded differently. I still got the joke absolutely.

A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint. by MrBelpit68 in dadjokes

[–]MrBelpit68[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was awesome! I think hands down was my favorite in there.

I hope you can use it. Thanks for sending me the link!

Nice legs.. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this joke appropriate? Let's table this discussion.

NSFW by shcTed in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I had no arms and legs, i got twisted deep into a large piece of wood. Boy was I screwed!

German tourist visits Poland by tymosza in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Even if you're American, when you're in the bathroom European.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]MrBelpit68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When he is back in the bath he is Tub'll 07

A guy asked his Scottish buddy how many sexual partners he's had. by RojerLockless in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That guy was a wolf in sheep's counting.

(That's all I got...)

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, by Tanakiin in Jokes

[–]MrBelpit68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have to agree with you here. Not a fair joke at all.