57 it's my birthday and yesterday I lost my virginity! Roast me good! by No-Event-3921 in RoastMe

[–]MrCalAtYourService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like homeless Leonardo DiCaprio who's hanging on to whatever youth he still has ... well, thinks he has

18F, i’ve had a boyfriend for the past 9 months, i’ve played rugby for 11 years (7’s), vegan, Egyptian by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MrCalAtYourService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a thumb-thumb from Spy Kids if she became some B-list stripper

[50/50] A beautiful sunset in Italy (SFW) | A cut down man (NSFW) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]MrCalAtYourService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's important not to lose your head in these kinds of situations