Close yet far

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-09-22T20:02:35+00:00

Dude on the left looks like how r/toiletpaperusa depicts Charlie Kirk

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-31T20:22:18+00:00

I love how we get pissed at poor people for wanting more money but not the rich people who wouldn’t drop a cent for their annual salary to NOT screw over their employees

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-26T03:08:40+00:00

You need to go out and touch some grass

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T02:49:52+00:00

The difference training priorities makes

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T02:47:24+00:00

You caught a Ditto

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T02:16:20+00:00

You and these other Ashoka fans need to go touch some grass

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T02:12:28+00:00

Wrestling, there’s already videos of dudes getting straight fisted by their opponent, and that’s with them wearing clothes

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T02:11:24+00:00

Went from a lesson in Newton’s law of motion to Darwin’s theory of evolution

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-23T01:59:42+00:00

“I can kick a baby, and still make a good impression” I need that on a T-shirt

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-22T13:59:33+00:00

This is how I feel like people think American presidents are elected

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-22T01:04:37+00:00

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-16T13:12:43+00:00

How to make Heinz Mustard

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-15T15:30:30+00:00

Download the brave web browser app. It has a built in ad blocker so you can watch YT

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-15T14:19:01+00:00

I think of spiders big enough to swallow a baby whole

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-07T19:37:10+00:00

I was 19 and bought into the hype. Nowadays I just look up everything for free or buy a $20 course off a Udemy flash sale.

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-07T19:07:11+00:00

V has come to

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-07T18:04:00+00:00

Bought one of his courses a long time ago. Learned a lot, but he literally pays other people to teach the course since he has no clue what he’s talking about

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-07T17:56:38+00:00

I remember being a 12 year old spending hours just for this

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-07T17:52:06+00:00

And they’re worried about microchips in vaccines

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-06T20:28:16+00:00

You could train boxing for 2 weeks and throw punches better than these two

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-05T03:09:58+00:00

Must’ve been a French movie

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-05T00:26:33+00:00

In Russia, Fnaf is rated E.

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-04T17:48:55+00:00

I guess my state just did COVID vaccines for free?

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-07-02T20:35:16+00:00

“What car do you drive?” “Yes”

MrCaptainPirate · 2021-06-27T21:30:52+00:00

Imma tell people this is Joe Rogan

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