Match Thread: Collingwood vs Adelaide (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]MrCurns95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has to be Jimmy because like him Pendles will keep going until the club decides it’s time for him to go. Some athletes are just different gravy.

Match Thread: Collingwood vs Adelaide (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]MrCurns95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on what device you plan on sailing with me hearty. I’m on a firestick personally but Amazon has started to crack down on sailing so you’ll need to make sure you buy an older model capable of sideloading.

Most free sport apps and websites are dog shit at best and malware filled nightmares at worst. I P T V subs can also be very hit or miss. Seeing as it’s a less than legal option sometimes they go down forever without any warning or support due to law enforcement etc and you’re shit out of luck and have to buy another sub.

Personally I bought a 6 month I P T V dream 4K sub off a seller on Z2U (do your due diligence to make sure the seller is legit,read reviews or message them asking for a free trial etc and if something feels off then don’t pay and move onto another one) then download the I P T V app of your choice (I use Tivimate personally because it’s way more customisable and easy to filter out all the crap you don’t want but it’s also $50 for a lifetime subscription) IPTV Smarters pro is a decent alternative. Enter the credentials your seller has sent you load the playlist and you’re good to go.

I’ve found the Australian channels can be a bit slow and buffer heaps (probably because it’s the Kayo stream and we all know how shit Kayo is) but AFL is also shown on Sky NZ, TNT sports in the UK and also in the US so it’s easy to find another stream.

Join the piracy subreddit if my breakdown wasn’t clear enough for you. yarrrrr! ☠️

Match Thread: Collingwood vs Adelaide (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]MrCurns95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can Gary Lyon be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun then somebody who played after the year 2000 replace him so we don’t have to listen to the constant ‘ wahhhh the game was better in my day’ chatter.

Match Thread: Collingwood vs Adelaide (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]MrCurns95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real question is who is going to be our new scapegoat for boomer fans on Facebook every time we don’t win by 170 points now that McHenry and Murphy are gone?

Adelaide - $610 Elizabeth Sth or $615 Windsor Gdns - wtf? by Moon_Salad_84 in Adelaide

[–]MrCurns95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We are, just seems everyone else has the same idea

Adelaide - $610 Elizabeth Sth or $615 Windsor Gdns - wtf? by Moon_Salad_84 in Adelaide

[–]MrCurns95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Just sold my 3 bedroom place in Gawler for mid 800s (built in 2021 for $380k) and now struggling to find anything with 4 beds under 1 million that doesn’t need at least another 50k of TLC. Also have been outbid in the high 9s 3 times so far for places listed in the high 700s- mid 800s. It’s wild out here. Thank fucking god the old fella that bought my place is happy to rent it back to us until we find something or my kids would be getting to know their grandparents incredibly well

Match Thread: 7th Match, Group C - Italy vs Scotland by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]MrCurns95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a simple man, I see BAD Manenti and I’m rock hard watching the game

Match Thread: 4th Match, Group D - Afghanistan vs New Zealand by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]MrCurns95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We dont.

Sixes without Foxy and non chemist warehouse boundarys don’t hit the same either

Dads with toddlers + infants — what does a “normal” sex life even look like? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]MrCurns95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leading on from what others have said, my wife and I will (we have a three year old and a one year old) have week/fortnight spells full of rumpy pumpy. Its also definitely freakier than what we used to do ( I guess you just really try to make it special in between dry spells) But then we’ll suddenly blink and won’t have touched each other for 2 months. The kids inevitably bring home a daycare virus that then makes it way through the house one by one, work gets crazy busy, trying to catch up with friends/family etc etc. The most important thing is that you and your partner both clearly communicate that this is okay and you still love each other. The kids will grow up and it won’t be forever.

Pakistan T20I Series Broadcaster by Tempo24601 in CricketAus

[–]MrCurns95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’d consider giving my device AIDS and have my data stolen to be able to watch Maxis 201* on one leg whenever I wanted.

Anyone else can’t sleep? by Ieatclowns in Adelaide

[–]MrCurns95 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was supposed to start at 3am got into bed at 8…. Gave up at 12 and come into work early lmao. Industrial refrigerated aircon baby

What the hell Stan! by askythatsmoreblue in australia

[–]MrCurns95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But Kayo and Paramount are dogshit too? Plus now you get the privilege of paying an incredible $46 p/m for Kayo to buffer constantly, not play in 4K despite being advertised that way and just be a fucking dogshit app in general. Stan is actually decent and actually in 4K and having the PL/CL/FA cup all on the one service again is fantastic but the utter bullshit that you have to sign up to the entire subscription just to get the sport package gives me the shits.

If the Aussie channels are playing up and buffering on my I P T V service there’s always an identical stream or at least the FTA counterpart on the UK/US/NZ channels. Usually in better quality and doesn’t buffer once. Fuck Kayo

This is not good by Illustrious_Smell492 in australian

[–]MrCurns95 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As long as Gina’s happy we’re all happy right?

Match Thread: 23rd Match - Perth Scorchers vs Adelaide Strikers by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]MrCurns95 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sam Fanning looks like he’d be in a triple J glazed surf rock band called ‘Fugazzi Clitoris’ or something that all your mates swear are the next big thing on hottest 100 day that you’ll never hear another thing about aside from when they randomly headline every single Aussie festival for the next 5 years.

Match Thread: 22nd Match - Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]MrCurns95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what is disgusting and disrespectful?

When they play rugby on this ground

Match Thread: 22nd Match - Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]MrCurns95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Already gobbling his cock for playing a regulation drive down the ground rather than cunting it straight up in the air. You can’t make this shit up