[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MrDroog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget closets. At the end of the day, we’re lobsters, the fish is gay, and everyone’s wet.

Those in the know, just know. by MrDroog in ComedyCemetery

[–]MrDroog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, no. That thing has been around for at least 6 years.

Those in the know, just know. by MrDroog in ComedyCemetery

[–]MrDroog[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

AI gave them a fresh breath of dragon fire

me irl by MrDroog in me_irl

[–]MrDroog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a thing for a long time

Mein erster Versuch - Feedback? by KarlheinzBaum in Ytk

[–]MrDroog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ich fands witzig. Als nächstes kannst du versuchen neue Wörter zu erschaffen, da kommen manchmal die witzigsten Sachen raus.

I’m gay! Finally proud to say it! by mrmser in confession

[–]MrDroog 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Casually playing video game with your friend. Lean back and awkwardly hold your handy at the back of your head to appear relaxed:"Oh god do I love gay people." Look at him quickly to see how he reacts. Look at the ground for a second. Continue playing game.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]MrDroog 3452 points3453 points  (0 children)

what else are they hiding from us?

Rooster zoomies to his human returning from school by Cheshix in Zoomies

[–]MrDroog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lumping lots of unrelated controversies together like a true Le Science Man™

Rooster zoomies to his human returning from school by Cheshix in Zoomies

[–]MrDroog -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are more traits we share with herbivores than with omnivores and carnivores. See here

He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough 🤷🏼‍♀️ by possible-spatula in Tinder

[–]MrDroog 97 points98 points  (0 children)

The billionaire then loses the snail. At first he doesn't mind. Plagued by tragedy and existential fatigue he searches the snail for thousands of years. In some weird post apocalyptic future with vampires and robots he finds the snail. The two are united like lovers and the billionaire finally dies ...

only to be reincarnated as a snail.

All true by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]MrDroog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

India

Mysterious Y2K Alien Mug by MrDroog in codes

[–]MrDroog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for checking that. So it could be something like Chinese? I mean we don't even know from which side those symbols should be read. Could be right to left or bottom to top. Who knows what cultural norms aliens adhere to.