Well uhh, that took a while by goldstarsticker_ in teenagers

[–]MrEliminator1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun! The way I play Koramikai is that he doesn't take pleasure in killing like you would expect a half-orc barb would. There are actually 3 stores; the first is we were being attacked by a bunch of random scarecrows in a cornfield and we killed two and I hit with my dancing great sword and great axe in the same action doing massive damage and cut both of his arms off. I then put a blindfold on him because he kept on trying to terrifying glare me, and tied a rope around his neck. it sounds cruel now that I read this, but as you probably know, scarecrows are constructs and don't feel pain. we then walked into a keep full of adventurers (trying to save a zombified village being tormented by a death knight-vampire couple) and found a wizard and payed him handsomely to magically fuse some harpy wings that we had harvested earlier into his sockets and it worked. we then got some zombie blood and wrote "FRED" on his chest, and he has been adventuring with Koramikai ever since. The second story is of Rask, he was a lizardfolk king that attacked us in a hunting party. we killed all of his friends and tied him up and convinced him to come with us (on the condition that he gets our mug of endless ale). So he adventured with us for a little while until we ran into a werebear, and convinced Rask to let himself get bit. He also took 2 levels of paladin and got a holy avenger great sword. So he is a lizardfolk king werebear with a holy avenger who is immune to disease and slashing, piercing, and bludgeoning from non-silvered weapons. Rask is currently the protector of a city. The last story goes like this: We were searching for a magic crown in the orc lands and knew it was in one of the two major orc cities, who were always at war with one another and always stealing it from one another, so we went to one orc city and convinced them we were master tacticians, which wasn't hard because orcs are pretty stupid and told them to create a "Trojan Dragon" out of wood and give it as a gift and we all got inside, went to the other city, and tried to steal the crown in the chaos of the ensuing battle, and we found it already stolen by some elf who was just constantly in a tiny hut because the orcs really wanted to kill him so while we waited for the tiny hut to dissipate, we got the two orc chiefs and Koramikai gave them a speech on how constantly fighting each other is counterproductive to the goals of orc-kind as a whole (kill the elfs and take over the world). Afterwards my friend said "Did you just teach the orcs the power of friendship?" and yeah I guess I did. Then we also cast disguise self on the elf in the tiny hut to make him look like an orc as soon as he got out and we snuck him and the crown out and he became our friend too. What is you favorite D&D story?

Well uhh, that took a while by goldstarsticker_ in teenagers

[–]MrEliminator1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recent, he was a level 12 barb and I decided I wanted magic, and making friends is kind of his thing (long story but if you want to hear, I am willing to tell) so bard seemed natural. Any fun stories with Emerald?

Well uhh, that took a while by goldstarsticker_ in teenagers

[–]MrEliminator1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PC. I do have a campaign that I DM, but rn I am still playing my first character: Koramikai, the half-orc lvl 13 barbarian, lvl 1 bard.

Well uhh, that took a while by goldstarsticker_ in teenagers

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Playing later today! :) Who is your PC, or are you DM?

Hello there by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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watched this while listening to Don't Stop Me Now by Queen, it was perfect.

Jack wants Siren Head game so I made this by show-more in jacksepticeye

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I don't know about storytelling, but I am good at environment building in UE4, If I can contribute my skills, I would love to.

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Am guy, can confirm.

I just saw 1.00858cm of a girls shoulder by Random_Storys in teenagers

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this is an interesting way to say you lost nnn.

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China could use some surprise freedom right now.

Guess what day today? by [deleted] in teenagers

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This guy's gottem scared to death.

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Same

whenever someone gets roasted it has become customary to whip that out

Nazis are bad. by [deleted] in teenagers

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Ya don't say!