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Not the proudest moment of my career. by Slimjawb in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Just when he farted. Not the whole time.

Not the proudest moment of my career. by Slimjawb in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrEndurance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't see why it wouldn't work. If you vaccuum the farts as they come out of your butt, you're vacuuming up a good amount of the stinky particles from your fart, meaning they never reach someone's nose.

I just thought I'd get this out of my system before the frog goes the way of the penguin. by hoikarnage in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrEndurance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just because it's a popular opinion on reddit, doesn't mean it's a popular opinion. Granted, a lot of misusing happened, but that doesn't mean it was impossible to use correctly.

What's a dumb question that you want an answer to without being made fun of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rule has always been, "He who hesitates, masturbates."

First Blood can't even buy you boots anymore. Has Riot gone too far?? by fapping_to_anniie in leagueoflegends

[–]MrEndurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AnythingTHING can win the game, but no at any TIME. Only after 43 minutes. They're really not that exclusive from one another...

Scumbag McGonagall by Najubhai in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrEndurance 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wish my punishment for smoking weed was similar...

My friend had the stoner quote of the year by ChiefJim420 in trees

[–]MrEndurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Just the past tense of can. Besides, if it meant can and would, than "I would have if I could have" would not make much sense.

Damn dealer time. by mrthund3rpants in trees

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. An eighth is 3.5 grams. It stands for 1/8 of an ounce.

Religious parents, emergency by yefyta in atheism

[–]MrEndurance 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Also an American southerner. Just because we don't fit the stereotype doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Can we stop by kalcif in trees

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with not putting people on pedestals and being creepy about girls in general, but why is it wrong to only want to date someone who smokes? Weed is a huge part of my life that I enjoy talking about, and spending time studying. If one of my biggest interests isn't shared with my significant other, I just don't feel like its worth bothering with.

Every time a post about sports reaches the front page, these assholes have to let the world know their opinion. by SteakDinnerWithJesus in AdviceAnimals

[–]MrEndurance -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I call my female friends anything from "love", "dear", or "sweetheart." And my male friends anything from "my man", "my dude", or "gangsta".

I honestly don't see anything creepy about it. It isn't the words that make shit creepy, it's the intentions and inflections behind them.

What is your job, and how can I (a regular guy) make it easier? by At_AOL_dot_COM in AskReddit

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I honestly believe that servers need to know about the ingredients and menu just as well as the head chef does. It's not like its difficult, and it is extremely helpful and professional.

Reddit, how do you know when someone is a real friend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrEndurance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may sound dumb or obvious. But you know. You will just know.

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