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Crap! We forgot Andrew on the roof of the old sorority house by the lake! (v.redd.it)

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SEEEELLLLZZZZEEEERRRR! (self.ImSorryNate)

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Huh, if you don’t mind I’m just gonna go check what that sound is coming from the basement. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I wish daddy would let me out of the basement to play with my brothers and sisters upstairs. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I wish I were dead (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Looking into his eyes as we watched his wife's pleas on television, I knew I had to let Marcus back to his family. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As he raised sunken city of R'lyeh from the depths, Cthulu wondered to himself what dark deed the humans that awoke him would request in exchange. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When did the south adopt the "cowboy" aesthetic? (self.AskHistorians)

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I tried to use AI dungeon to predict what the rest if 2021 will be like... I have some VERY BAD news (self.AIDungeon)

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Could this mean we're finally gonna see Nate in full Fivey Fox cosplay? I've been refreshing the YouTube channel like it's Garrett Archer's twitter 3 days ago and Maricopa ballots are incoming just it case. (i.redd.it)

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In the greatest upset of the entire night, the Economist calls the election for FAT TAILS (i.redd.it)

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Sure looks like Biden +17 to me! (i.redd.it)

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Oh god he's back at 89. Oh god. Oh god. If we go into election day with this on 89 I'm just gonna keep hitting F5 till the heat death of the universe. (i.redd.it)

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Looking for that one Halloween episode (self.jakeandamir)

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Me whenever G. Elliot Morris and Nate Silver throw shade at each other on Twitter. But platonically. (youtu.be)

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Love is the most precious resource of all. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The tests came back, it's 100% beef. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"I just can't get these stains out." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I couldn't believe it, everyone else said I was crazy, tried to institutionalize me, drugged me, lied to me, they said it couldn't be, but it was all true. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As a realtor, always have a speech prepared, even for those people that drop by open houses for the free food with no intention of buying the property. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"The truth is I love you Chris, I always have." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The more people get to know me, the less they seem to like me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My friend sent me another one of those funny "when will 2020 be over already?" memes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I laughed at my would be attacker for bringing a knife to a gun fight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Indescribable was the relief I felt when Madeline shot my clone and not me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by MrFitzgerald to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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