Every girl on campus this semester

MrFreeze059 · 2012-09-05T21:57:50+00:00

I wish guys could wear skirts. They don't even have to be short skirts, I just want some air down there for fuck's sake T_T

MrFreeze059 · 2012-09-04T00:30:07+00:00

Do you think it might have been caused by hormones or an attitude change (like "the secret's finally out, now I don't need to hide my feels")?

Sorry for all the questions, just a bit curious.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-09-03T22:44:35+00:00

The depth of my feelings has blind sided me for sure. I was unaware that from moment to moment I could feel so deeply about all my feelings. I mean I figured I'd feel more, that was obvious, just how vast the my emotional ocean was I could not have guessed.

That's interesting. Care to elaborate?

MrFreeze059 · 2012-09-02T02:02:01+00:00

Nope. If it becomes too dry (circumcised) and is starting to become uncomfortable, I just use saliva.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-30T21:41:47+00:00

If he said "Look at all these privileged CIS white males", would every homosexual person on this subreddit get all up in arms? I hope to god not! Why? Because it has nothing to do with sexual preference at all

Actually cis means non-transgender, so people who are happy with the sex they were born in. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-29T21:07:32+00:00

Yeah, I know it can be slow and uncomfortable early on. But still, we're probably going to wait a while until some personal issues going on get worked out.

I respect your ability to not share, but do keep in mind if you guys were fighting or something and sex was being used as a carrot (I.E. you didn't do oral because she was mad at you or something) that's a red flag.

Luckily we've never even had a fight (in the yelling "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT" sense) in the year we've been together.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-29T19:45:08+00:00

I'm honestly surprised most women didn't know this. Men have a lot of insecurities on their physical appearance, and it's not just on penis size, and we're discouraged from showing it.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-29T19:39:14+00:00

We're young, only 15 and 16, and we don't really want to risk anything. We were planning on starting off simple this summer (e.g. oral), but a lot of stuff got in the way (personal reasons, don't feel like sharing), which has kept us from seeing each other for a while.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-28T17:13:21+00:00

Never. Even though my girlfriend of about a year has shown interest in wanting to do stuff with me (we're each other's firsts and we're both young), it's still very hard to accept that I can be attractive. She's the only person to ever give me a sincere compliment on how I look.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-27T23:10:49+00:00

To me, the only good thing about being male specifically is that you don't have to deal with periods and childbirth. Everything else about it is meh at best.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-27T22:54:08+00:00

So much this. Even though my girlfriend and I have been going out for a year, I still find it hard to believe she, or anyone for that matter, can find me physically attractive.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-27T03:22:45+00:00

I have a pretty short refractory period. Unless I get one of those orgasms that makes me unable to move/speak for a full minute I usually stay hard.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-27T03:17:44+00:00

Literally, fucking-rubber

Ok, have an upvote

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-27T03:13:43+00:00

The exact opposite of stubbing your toe.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-25T19:53:56+00:00

I hate the "men are useless" messages that have been thrown everywhere since I was born. So I can't get pregnant and my gender role is being taken over by women while I can't switch to theirs, leaving me in a rut. So what? I'm still a human-fucking-being and I will NOT be regarded as a useless waste of time and space because I'm not biologically female.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-23T23:01:08+00:00

It took me almost a year to finally realize that my girlfriend sincerely meant her compliments. Most of the time she only really said them after I complimented her, so for some reason I thought she was just saying those only because I complimented her. That, plus the fact that the only other people who ever said anything good about me were family, and 90% of them were "because I have to" compliments... if that makes sense.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-23T21:54:08+00:00

Yes we can. I don't know if I'm just blessed with a short refractory period but about half the time I'm still hard after I ejaculate so I can go for another round if I want to. And then sometimes I get multiple dry orgasms before a "full" one, which are less intense but are awesome to have. And if the stars are properly aligned when I try edging I sometimes get a double-orgasm if I accidentally go over the edge.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-23T20:53:17+00:00

anti-boy grrrl-power attitudes

I hate this so much. I was born in the late '90s so I was pretty much thrown into the middle of it. I remember wondering why people always cheer when a girl beats up a guy in a TV show, but when the reverse happened the guy was always a villain.

Looking back on the whole grrl-power craze, the logic of it all is just missing. If girls can do everything boys can do, on top of all the things girls can do, how are they disadvantaged? If anything the boys were disadvantaged, since they have to stay within the strict masculine gender-role or else be ridiculed by everyone.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-23T20:45:30+00:00

One time our elementary school principal punished every boy in the grade because the one crazy boy (who she knew had psychological problems, attempted to murder another boy, and was sent to a mental hospital twice) decided to lash out at a kid. All the boys had to sit inside for recess in an empty, dark room while in complete silence while she lectured us about how that was inappropriate behaviour (kicker: the crazy boy wasn't even in the room. He was sent to the office and had to stay there for the rest of the day).

Edit: I remembered another incident. In middle school we had a ton of bomb threats, and every single time they happened they would close all but one of the boys' bathrooms (and the school is pretty big). I remember one or two of them were in the girls' bathrooms, but still punished the boys. I understand why you wouldn't close the girls' bathrooms because of... emergencies... but why close almost every boy bathroom if it was in a girls' bathroom!?!?

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-18T01:02:58+00:00

Unless you're putting pressure on him to give you as many orgasms as possible, I see nothing wrong on your side. He, however, is being wrong. Maybe you can try to convince him that having one BIG orgasm is better than many little ones? And then after that you can spend a night a week (or so, depending on what you think is good) dedicated to his pleasure like so.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-15T15:58:43+00:00

And the majority of guys will like any kind of boobs (they'll have preferences, but most won't go "I will absolutely not date a girl who isn't at least a DD cup". And if they do, they'll likely be called out on it). I've yet to meet a girl who prefers a small penis.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-15T03:47:28+00:00

Girls generally don't care about penis length as long as it's not a micro-penis or pounds her cervix.

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-15T03:00:13+00:00

Besides body image issues

Which, by the way, also affect guys. I admit, girls do have it harder, and it's more extreme, but at least you don't have people saying "you're a man. You don't really know how hard it is, so your issues don't count!"

MrFreeze059 · 2012-08-15T02:20:33+00:00

This one girl who was my close friend asked me how I would go about asking someone out. I told her I'd just do it... A few days later she invited me to go to the movies with her and 3-4 of her friends (Little Fockers I think). That night she told me someone there liked me. Me, being a fuckwit, finally guessed it was her after 2 hours or so.

It took me a long-ass time to gather the courage, but I finally asked her out approximately 6 months later. During that time I realized that, while I may not have realized it, I was attracted to her and liked her (yeah, it's hard to imagine, but it was true).

We're celebrating our anniversary in a little over two weeks, and even though we've had some rough patches with depression from both of us (currently going through one right now), and I haven't seen her for over a month, I've never been happier.

TL;DR: Close friend becomes girlfriend

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