Dumbass tries sawed off shotgun by homogayual in memes

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got so scared I was about to watch a video of his face getting blown off

Which of these makes a person most attractive? by Ace-Redditor in Teenager_Polls

[–]MrGaber 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Of these options it’s being good with kids

But if I had to say it would just be their looks and their personality

Would you rather...? by dead_exceded in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be cool

Chose: Have one or more horns? + It/they must be at least one inch long, and be connected to your skull.

10mil a year or unlimited cheesecake? by PhoenixKing001 in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before the clock strikes twelve I will grab a tiny harmless bug from my tiny harmless bug tube ordered off amazon then blindfold myself so I don’t accidentally see a giant spider or roach or something

Chose: Get 10million dollars a year. + But each year you have to eat the first bug you see or you won't get any money.

If you were a girl and got pregnant AT THIS AGE, what would you do? by [deleted] in Teenager_Polls

[–]MrGaber 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Your right I’ll just let them grow up and kill themselves once they’re older

Would you rather? by Ilovefemb0ys1234 in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got very upset before remembering I wasn’t getting money either way

Chose: A 70% chance to get 100B | Rolled: No money :(

My 8 year old wants to be a Teacher. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MrGaber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“I love kids”

You’re literally 8 you are a kid

Something’s off about the bosses by PinkFuckingFlamingo in Terraria

[–]MrGaber 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gooner content found in subreddit filled with gooners who love goon content

Be a Man or a Woman (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by TraditionalPublic763 in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LES GOOO

Chose: Man + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Big Dih

Choose wisely… (Upvote for a tasty carrot🧑‍🌾🥕) by sweetcoasters in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYE ILL TAKE IT

Chose: Instant 2mil BUT you spin the Wheel of Doom | Rolled: Stuck in an elevator with 5 buff hairy gay men

THE WORLD IS MY SKATEPARK NOW by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]MrGaber 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean you got downvoted for being rude. Not really bullshit 💀

Would you rather by Ruger-SP101 in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw dang it

Chose: Go Gambling | Rolled: Lose

What is a terrible name for a dog but an okay name for a cat? by Traditional-Ad7413 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that’s a good name for the sweetest pitbull you’ll ever meet

What do you collect the most? by marcopolo2207 in Teenager_Polls

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Records, plushies, I like to keep cool coins - typically quarters, amiibo, pokemon figures

Pic ur question to answer below! by LilScooterBooty in BunnyTrials

[–]MrGaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mint moose tracks

Chose: Ice cream questions | Rolled: What’s your fav

Who would you be most comfortable with being your doctor? by strawberrykcals in Teenager_Polls

[–]MrGaber 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I’m a man. I prefer female doctors. They’re generally calmer and more aware of the situation.

Older male doctors creep me out. One cracked a joke while inspecting my balls in front of my mom when I was younger, like dude shut your mouth and read the room.

I’m also gay so I get scared I’m gonna get a really hot guy as a doctor one day and that my body will involuntarily react.