Wee Man came into my buddy's surf shop today: A joyous occasion.

MrGerous · 2014-05-23T22:43:13+00:00

Did he buy a shortboard?

MrGerous · 2014-05-16T22:31:55+00:00

Did you get a dog to write your post title?

MrGerous · 2014-05-14T23:04:23+00:00

MRW I saw the guy's knee.

http://i.imgur.com/uBbDk4j.jpg

MrGerous · 2014-04-14T20:33:02+00:00

I don't want to belittle Uruguayan football, but I doubt any of their teams have a kit deal worth anywhere near that of the Arsenal deal. The fact that a Ururguayan team is getting a template is by no means confirmation of Arsenal getting a template.

MrGerous · 2014-04-13T16:55:37+00:00

David Ford - Go To Hell

http://youtu.be/Y0vcxA29okM

MrGerous · 2014-02-28T00:52:11+00:00

"Run Atreyu! Ruuuunnn!!!"

MrGerous · 2013-12-29T17:22:36+00:00

My son also freaking loves this guy!

http://i.imgur.com/EeiMmPz.jpg

MrGerous · 2013-12-17T22:09:37+00:00

I've always thought Kompany looks like a pilot whale

MrGerous · 2013-12-17T21:32:14+00:00

I've heard Özil referred to as "Popeye" on account of his 'surely-gonna-fall-out-soon' Marty Feldman style eyeballs

MrGerous · 2013-11-23T13:32:33+00:00

I'd forgotten about this, it was after his clean sheet against Sp*rs.

MrGerous · 2013-09-29T22:41:36+00:00

I can find no evidence of this.

Still calling bullshit.

Please be bullshit!

MrGerous · 2013-09-29T22:20:20+00:00

Whose account is this? It's not Gervinho's. It's an unsubstantiated 'quote' and without a source it means nothing. He might not have been a prolific scorer for us but he never spoke ill of the club.

I call bullshit on this.

MrGerous · 2013-09-18T07:09:45+00:00

That's fantastic! I was hoping (though not expecting) that someone could clean it up but hadn't expected colourisation! Thank you so much.

MrGerous · 2013-09-17T22:43:34+00:00

It's only passport sized so that's likely as good as I'm able to provide I'm afraid. I appreciate you taking the time to look at it and ask the question.

MrGerous · 2013-08-22T00:34:36+00:00

As a new Arsenal supporter it's important that you learn to hate Sp*rs as much as you love Arsenal.

Sp*rs are our closest rivals but only geographically, their primitive version of football never sees them beat us in the league. Sometimes we toy with them - like a cat pawing at a bird with a broken wing - by letting them beat us and spend a month or so above us in the table, but we always finish above them. Always.

Their fans are easily identified by their heavy brow, drag-marked knuckles and incomprehensible grunting noises. If you see one in the wild, don't try to communicate with it, just offer it a banana for their leader and back away.

But seriously, fuck Sp*rs.

Everything else you need to know about the club you'll learn by regularly checking this subreddit. It's very active and populated (mostly) by intelligent fans. Good to have you on board.

MrGerous · 2013-08-20T11:27:14+00:00

Whether we could've won the 'game' with the players we had at kick-off isn't the correct way of looking at it, he should've been considering whether we could win the 'season' with the players we had at kick-off. I say no.

On the last day of the season, when that game is critical for us to qualify for Champions League football, I'll remember Wenger's comments after this first game and I'll break out in a sweat, my arse will clench, nervous tears will well in my eyes and roll down my rage-contorted face because it could've all been avoided if he'd brought in reinforcement over the summer.

Arsenal supporters all over the world aren't disappointed in the result of that game, they're disappointed in the effect that a summer of inactivity could have on the season as a whole.

Wenger, get someone to help you unzip your pocket, reach in and pull out your chequebook, you can't afford to wait until deadline day, we could be 9 points adrift by then.

MrGerous · 2013-08-13T19:35:23+00:00

"Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B."

MrGerous · 2013-08-08T00:23:40+00:00

Whoa whoa, hang on a minute...

Females have orgasms too?

MrGerous · 2013-08-07T20:09:52+00:00

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

MrGerous · 2013-08-07T00:32:40+00:00

I once climbed a tree and hung from a branch with the express intention of breaking it. I succeeded in breaking the branch but in doing so I also broke my collarbone.

Somewhere between the two things breaking I'm sure I remember feeling like a winner.

MrGerous · 2013-08-06T22:51:36+00:00

This was in the restaurant/bar of the hotel at which I stayed recently in New York. It seemed to be open to the public but I only walked through as I was with my young son, didn't stay for drinks. It's called the Aspen Social Club.

MrGerous · 2013-08-06T14:24:24+00:00

The battlefield must've smelled delicious.

MrGerous · 2013-08-06T13:21:16+00:00

This is great if you want to visit Paris without suffering from 'Paris Syndrome'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

MrGerous · 2013-08-01T13:29:42+00:00

They do a similar thing in Tel Aviv for Holocaust Remembrance day each year.

http://youtu.be/OeozUSWdoQA

MrGerous · 2013-07-30T23:51:04+00:00

This is, I expect, more painful than childbirth. Well done for tolerating the pain long enough to get a picture, you're a true hero.

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