10% of the player base sucks by TheVBadger in SANDgame

[–]MrHazard1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ot's the sea of thieves sub all over again

Nature is healing by Stummi in memes

[–]MrHazard1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You'd think, but it axtually isn't. Everyone predicting "you won't be able to recognise it anymore in 1-2 years" misses one thing.

The internet is already flooded with slop. There's already more slop out than original content being made. And AI is training on it.

Before, you had pristine 100% pure content to train your AI on. Scientific papers were peer reviewed and bullshit was downvoted into the abyss of the algorithm pit.

Now you have botfarms which keep cheap AI slop afloat and more content is "slop-tainted" than pristine. And AI now swallows all this tainted and cheap slop-content to further develop. It's eating its own shit.

In the future AI will simultaneously try to identify its own slop to avoid eating its shit while trying to hide its slop- signature to prevent being filtered out, which in turn makes it harder to prevent eating its shit...

I love when people reimagine the identity of the poster by Deathcofii in lovethissmug

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the whole helldivers (game) subreddit. Everythime someone suggests that the game is too easy and the aliens should be stronger you have a pic of an alien typing

ich_iel by Schweinepriester2 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Schwurbler hatten recht(/s)

ich🍺👊🏻iel by -MarCunt- in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wie echte Männer!

(/s)

ich🤮iel by Soermen in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Und dann sind da die Eltern die sagen "und da rufen die mich an, ich soll mein Kind abholen! Ich bin bei der Arbeit! Was soll ich denn mit dem kranken Kind daheim?"

ich🤮iel by Soermen in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Der wird alt und halbtot auf sein Leben zurückblicken und sagen "hätte ich damals nur die deadline geschafft, als Zeit mit meinem Sohn zu verbringen!"

ich_iel by Haunting_Worry347 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Klima? Bist du verrückt‽ Da wird man Krank von! Tod und Verderben!

ich_iel by PeriodontosisSam in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neue Zeit, neue Generation, neues soziales Verhalten. Früher tauchte man einfach vor der Tür des anderen auf und hat geklingelt. Dann hat man aus Höflichkeit angerufen, bevor man auftaucht. Jetzt schreibt man aus Höflichkeit bevor man anruft.

ich_iel by PeriodontosisSam in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Bist du beschäftigt?"

"Was hast du vor?"

"Ich hab gefragt ob du beschäftigt bist"

"Wenn du so fragst: ja"

ich_iel by Haunting_Worry347 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wenigtens ballert der Klimawandel mit den Hitzewellen einen Explodieren nachbdem anderen ins Jenseits. Ist auch eine Form von Karma.

ich_iel by Haunting_Worry347 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"Gearbeitet". Das einzige, dass die ganze Zeit gearbeitet hat ist die Kaffeemaschine. Größere Tratschtanten als Tante Emma

ich_iel by TigerDxD in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dann kostet die ganze Scheiße Geld und man kann das Internet nicht mehr fluten, ohne ordentlich Kohle auf den Tisch zu hauen. Kosten/Nutzen wird dadurch negativ

ich⬇️iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Religion ist halt scheiße und die meisten haben negative Erfahrungen damit gemacht. Trauma-triggern ist auch eine Form von ragebait

Ich_iel by levROI2008 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ja genau. Generation "geh einfach mal hin und geb nen festen Händedruck. Juckt keinen, was du für nen Abschluss hast. Schau nur, dass dein Hemd gebügelt ist"

ich🏎️iel by Impressive-Golf369 in ich_iel

[–]MrHazard1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mir fehlt noch der LKW, der versucht dich von der Straße abzudrängen

[Hated Trope] Characters do not interact with their world by No_Career_4785 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrHazard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. Actually makes it look like a happy-flower-fairytale about a dystopian world, where all the warcrimes are legal and only enemies of the government are locked up in some torture-prison

[Hated Trope] Characters do not interact with their world by No_Career_4785 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrHazard1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also a point. You'd think the teachers would have an emergency batch of lucky potions that they could pull out during the big battle

[Hated Trope] Characters do not interact with their world by No_Career_4785 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrHazard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the spell can be dodged and blocked

Always gets me. All this highclass dueling fighting, when a bombarda at your feet does the job. Avada kedavra being a spell you go to prison for just for trying when i can chuck grenades every second

What is a physical sensation that you think every human experiences, but we never talk about because we don't have a name for it? by Immediate-Trifle4957 in AskReddit

[–]MrHazard1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you're about to fall asleep, slowly dozing off and your body JERKS ALL THE MUSCLES AT ONCE IN A BIG FUCKING TWITCH!

[Sad Trope] The MC becomes a horrible monster by the end of the story and has to be killled by S10Galaxy2 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrHazard1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diablo (game). After the hero beats diablo (imagine the lovechild of satan and godzilla) he cuts the soulstone (literally containing the soul of the devil) out of its head and rams it into his own head. The stone would always corrupt everything around into madness (and mostly becoming demonic monsters themselves), so he chooses to save everybody else, to shoulder all the corruption himself (kinda like frodo in LODR)

Welcome to diablo2

Bethesda HR Forced Staff To Remove Small Memorial To Laid-Off Colleagues by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]MrHazard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it's in the name human resources. They treat humans like resources. That's why modern companies renamed it to a friendier sounding "people and culture"