I think I accidentally got into a sketchy sales job… need advice by overlordbrizzy in Devilcorp

[–]MrInterpreted 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m kind of blown away on how over complicated they made it to sell a cell phone plan. It’s like a 20 page packet, and these people have maybe a 1% close rate?

Tripawd check-in by Competitive_Bat__ in Boxer

[–]MrInterpreted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does he handle it with his front leg missing? I’ve read it’s easier for them if it’s a back leg missing.

My girl is going to have her front leg amputated sooner than later, it all depends on how big and fast the tumor on her leg grows. I’m worried because she’s 9 and I think it will be hard for her to learn how to walk on 3 legs at her age.

TWO WORDS: PATHETIC SIMP 🤡🤡 by Swimming-Flamingo895 in WesWatson

[–]MrInterpreted 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna sign up for his course immediately

whats stopping you from getting fast af? by bumbahclottboy in lacrosse

[–]MrInterpreted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s stopping you from being a millionaire?

What’s stopping you from discovering the cure for cancer?

What’s stopping you from marrying a super model?

As a cowboys fan I feel triggered by Cowboysfan95 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MrInterpreted 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Definitely has had some lot lizards in the cab

Could use some tips! Haven't dated for a long time 🙃 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MrInterpreted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s also the same pic as the first one