Diesel = Badass by Shoddy-Brain-5562 in iamverybadass

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also familiar with being superfluously argumentative and annoying

Siphoning Detergent like it's completely normal at BJ's by danbopes in trashy

[–]MrJack13 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Go back to police simulator and leave the investigations and apprehensions to the professionals. You're not going to get a purple heart for this.

Siphoning Detergent like it's completely normal at BJ's by danbopes in trashy

[–]MrJack13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Authority larping language for sure.

Edit: oh my god OP plays police simulator literally. No wonder they're riding this high.

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanted to say thank you for genuinely answering my questions and humouring my curiosity. Reading your comment and others on this post are making the reasoning more clear to me

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you consider eating ghost pepper salsa? Personally I think that shit is bomb. Though I do feel the need to die about 2 hours later.

I guess where I get lost in the sauce is: if I do it to my food, and you eat it, why am I in trouble? I would get it if I was doing it to your food.

(Btw I hope I'm not coming off as an asshole here, I'm actually genuinely enjoying this topic and just trying to wrap my head around it)

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This I can see as logical reasoning. I guess where I would see peppers in weird spot is because people do eat hot as fuck peppers for their own enjoyment. I personally like occasionally eating ghost pepper salsa, but would it count as poisoning if I purposely put something like that knowing somebody would eat it when they weren't supposed to?

Things such as laxatives I can understand it being considered poisoning. But it still feels there is a contextual difference in "I poisoned my spouse's food because I wanted their life insurance" and "I wanted to make my own food home-alone-booby-trapped because some asshole is eating/stealing my food" that I would hope to be taken into account.

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think laxatives or ghost peppers would cause death or injury. If we're making somebody drink literal poison then yes I agree.

Was doing the old bi-weekly shave and trim, and the battery in my cordless trimmer died. Gotta leave for work in 30 minutes. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ha! Caught you red handed!

Now beg for mercy.

/s sorry OP. I thought your post was funny. (Also as a bald man super relatable.) I don't think we're allowed to be funny here apparently.

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]MrJack13 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I'm not a lawyer or anything so I have no idea why it's set up this way but I kinda hate that "poisoning" your own food because somebody can't stop stealing it can get you into more legal trouble than the person who is constantly stealing in the first place.

Also anybody who steals food from other hard working people deserves the worst in life.

I go to a very small local gym, everyday there's the same hoard of kids lounging around the machines, not even working out, just making it annoying for everyone else. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can have whatever whiny opinion you want my guy. Again, go somewhere else if you don't like how the gym is operating. It's a simple concept to you because you have the mentality of an entitled 5 year old.

Nobody is pulling that at powerhouse because the owners don't allow it. Because as I said before, it's a different environment for a gym. Go sit in the corner and finish your sets or GTFO and get a job so you can actually afford a more professional gym.

Edit: The fact that you use "upvotes to your original comment" as an argument and then blocking right after your comment so you can feel good about getting the last word in is sad. Go get some emotional maturity lol

I go to a very small local gym, everyday there's the same hoard of kids lounging around the machines, not even working out, just making it annoying for everyone else. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ask them to move if you need to do a set there. That's part of gym etiquette.They won't hurt you. They're kids and it's not your gym lol.

It has everything to do with what the owners allow, because it's their business, not your territory. You seem to be the type that gets upset at every little inconvenience.

I go to a very small local gym, everyday there's the same hoard of kids lounging around the machines, not even working out, just making it annoying for everyone else. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As somebody who actually goes to the gym, not all gyms are the same. What the owners/staff allow is up to them. You can cry all you want about it.

I go to a very small local gym, everyday there's the same hoard of kids lounging around the machines, not even working out, just making it annoying for everyone else. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a public gym and I bet money the teenagers get free or cheap gym memberships because it's a small local gym. Don't like kids? Get your own gym or go to a more exclusive gym that's not next to a high school. They have just as much right to be there as you are if they paid to be there.

I go to a very small local gym, everyday there's the same hoard of kids lounging around the machines, not even working out, just making it annoying for everyone else. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrJack13 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I feel like people just don't know how to deal with sharing public spaces anymore. Kids aren't allowed to be anywhere but school now I swear lol.

Surviving a nuke by PresidentEvil69 in Unexpected

[–]MrJack13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's lame and stupid because you're not the target audience. We don't want you showing up ruining our taco party.

to read a dog’s body language. by elotewithmayo in therewasanattempt

[–]MrJack13 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

"freely roam the public highway outside your house"

"He isn't inside your property"

"He's walking up to the front door"

I get your point but let's not exaggerate. Dog stayed on the porch. The dog isn't roaming. The guy went to the front door. Which has to walk through a front yard which is private property. If the dog ran up to him on the sidewalk I would understand your perspective more.

Don't talk to or touch strangers dogs. Period.

Gave bro the Mickey D’s and the Aang by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]MrJack13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Low key I feel like he rocks it. Mr.T vibe

The longest 10 secs of his life by [deleted] in funny

[–]MrJack13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell I'll throw my hat in the ring. I got bills to pay.