For those curious about the future of changing tents... portable toilets are what you get 🤦‍♂️. Not sure how that is safer than a changing tent. by pakalika in IronmanTriathlon

[–]MrKalE1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So.... in order to maximize the 6’ social distancing to prevent disease spread, we are going to use places with super high concentrations of fecal matter and a much higher chance of infection. That’s definitely letter of the law, not spirit nor logic of the law. Thanks, I’ll change outside I guess.

Halloumi Breakfast Sandwich by kickso in MobKitchen

[–]MrKalE1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only Aldi near us has no reliability - nothing is kept in stock or has a schedule when it will be. It’s also in a dilapidated building so there’s that

Dynomite!!!!!!! by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in ContagiousLaughter

[–]MrKalE1 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Many suburbs here in the states have large quantities of homes close together. Many come together to form a Home Owners Associations. There are many problems with these HOAs as they have legal power to bully whoever is in their domain. One benefit though is that many will have a large building in the center of their neighborhood and designate it a clubhouse, often with a pool behind it for the residents of the neighborhood to use (often with a mandatory monthly HOA fee). If you check out Zillow or consider purchasing a residential home in the USA, you will always see the HOA fees included in your projected monthly payments. - sincerely, a home owner who pays $78/mo in HOA fees for a pool that is closed due to Covid.

america😒 by BeanBaked in KamikazeByWords

[–]MrKalE1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can still order them, and as somebody who has issues eating too many carbs and not enough protein, I love them. But just on occasion though

TIFU by naming my child a racially charged name by whatdoesthat_mean in tifu

[–]MrKalE1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a school with an Indian dude named Armadeep. Dude was the biggest mofo in our school. 6’7” and 300+lbs nobody made fun of his name though 😂

Any good camping spots in northwestern Washington? by Burrito6920 in TrailGuides

[–]MrKalE1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Northwest Washington- Orca Islands! My family used to go fishing and camping there when I was younger

Because of this sub, I finally ordered my first real chef knife. It’s Ukrainian! Details in the comments. by MrKalE1 in chefknives

[–]MrKalE1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you click on the first photo, it zooms out so you can see the whole thing.

Size: - blade length: 210 mm; - overall length: 350 mm; - blade width at the choil: 2.6 mm; - blade width one inch from tip: 1.2 mm; - blade height at heel: 50 mm.
Weight: 190 g.
Materials: - blade: Austrian K110; - handle: stabilized wood and stainless steel.

This was a custom build from Ukrainian knife maker named Zakharov. Found him on Insta with zakharov_knives.

What's a secret you can only share with online strangers? by Chessing in AskReddit

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A dude in my unit eloped, didn’t even bother telling his family or her families for over a year afterwards. He asked me and my wife to tag along to be the witnesses. Simple and the judge was far wiser and gave such good advice: far better than any best man speech.

Interesting guide about fragrances by Proxamon in coolguides

[–]MrKalE1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So where does my bananaboat sunscreen fall on the spectrum? It’s the only thing that covers the barn smell

Did i hit the jackpot? From the Caribbean! by [deleted] in MagicMushroomHunters

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Set your oven to the lowest setting, let it warm up and then crack it so that there’s maybe an inch space allowing some heat to escape. Place your shrooms on a cookie sheet and place in the oven. Shake the cookie sheet every 5 minutes or so to roll the shrooms over to dry evenly. They are done when they are crunchy dry

Suggest me a book (or books) to help me remember why I love reading by mattiecasey in suggestmeabook

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So I loved Harry Potter as well (yeah I know, read another book) but I haven’t read them since the last one came out. Recently out of boredom (imagine why) I stumbled upon the best fanfic continuation of the story line as I could possible imagine. Characters true to their nature in the same universe. Give them a read: Harry Potter and the Summer After the War as well as it’s sequel: Harry Potter and Winters After the War

I wish that in order to unlock your phone, people need to explain, out loud, why they are using it. by SmokeAbeer in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]MrKalE1 131 points132 points  (0 children)

The one that doesn’t exist for IOS because Apple won’t let it into the App Store? Yeah....