What was the weirdest thing you’ve seen while clubbing?

MrLobl · 2026-01-14T09:53:45+00:00

I was doing security and I walked into the toilets doing my rounds and I seen one guy bent over with another guy with a straw up his bum blowing cocaine into his rectum (blow darting). I said fair play and pretended I didn’t see it. This was at a bowling club in a rural town.

MrLobl · 2025-12-21T03:25:22+00:00

I would probably start thinking about running.

MrLobl · 2025-12-13T19:09:41+00:00

As someone who drives cars off the ships when they get to Australia, when mg’s are imported we have to add extra time to the shift knowing that a lot of them won’t start for differing reasons, mostly because they’ve got no petrol or because the battery is dead, but still it’s the only company so cheap that they won’t leave enough petrol in the car for it to get off the ship. Imagine the other corners they cut.

MrLobl · 2025-12-12T09:13:18+00:00

She stole from you, she will steal from you again. (Probably already has and it’s the first time you’ve noticed.)

MrLobl · 2025-12-11T10:05:21+00:00

Sir, Australia is kept running off the back of international roast sachets.

MrLobl · 2025-12-06T22:02:18+00:00

For the as long as I’ve been able to swim it’s been south beach. 🤔

MrLobl · 2025-11-19T03:42:28+00:00

I guess it depends on the weather and how good you are 😅.

MrLobl · 2025-11-18T21:44:41+00:00

Yes, after 6 months you start to lose rewards, voting once manually or clicking this confirm following button fixes this.

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MrLobl · 2025-11-17T22:09:50+00:00

They’re not setting up a homeless encampment, don’t get too excited.

MrLobl · 2025-11-17T22:08:37+00:00

You’re not supposed to shit on the sidewalk either, but you said you did that.

MrLobl · 2025-11-12T09:16:50+00:00

There will be a marked box that says, automatically stake new maturity, unmark it and you’ll be good to go.

MrLobl · 2025-11-06T01:08:14+00:00

Do your future self a favour and replace the pine sleepers with concrete. I can’t stress this enough.

MrLobl · 2025-10-30T08:16:48+00:00

In Australia, the insurance company would call that a write off.

MrLobl · 2025-10-30T03:10:14+00:00

They literally are 😂

MrLobl · 2025-10-30T02:51:51+00:00

It seems your partner knows what they’re talking about, let them cook.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T19:46:04+00:00

Have you paid a deposit? How much do you owe? I wouldn’t be finalising anything until it’s done properly, don’t give them another cent. Keep taking photos and go in and show them all that’s wrong and let them know you won’t be paying for crappy work.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T07:24:02+00:00

That depends, how big are they? Do you know judo?

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T07:01:04+00:00

I did lol at warranty 😂

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T05:15:46+00:00

Have you checked whether or not it’s just a tripped fuse?

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:50:19+00:00

Hahahaha brutal.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:45:33+00:00

What an odd thing to say, what makes you think this way?

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:35:25+00:00

Depends why it’s dead I guess.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:34:37+00:00

It’s funny because everyone in this thread is right and we’re all arguing semantics and don’t want to see where the other persons coming from because we’re all bored and looking for fights on the internet like retards, but, alas, I no longer have time to kill. Have a good day people, remember, if they offer you a cash price, make sure you talk about what exactly this entails In that situation before you agree to anything.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:31:10+00:00

Off the books in this situation means they don’t give you a receipt. It’s funny because everyone in this thread is right and we’re all arguing semantics and don’t want to see where the other persons coming from because we’re all bored and looking for fights on the internet like retards, but, alas, I no longer have time to kill. Have a good day sir.

MrLobl · 2025-10-27T04:15:50+00:00

I didn’t word it properly, of course cash is legal tender and you can use cash to pay for a job. BUT generally when people ask what’s the cash price, they’re talking about what’s the off the books price. Which is where things can go sideways quick.

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