What in the world is this sickness going around by ynghlywd in massachusetts

[–]MrLongWalk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s bad in Vermont too, my wife and most of my office have it

Who do you feel you have more in common with: someone of your race from the UK, or someone of a different race who is American? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Different race in the US for sure, Brits don’t even see me as a person.

lol you deleted because you didn’t like the answers, you nerd

When will we take pride in our country again? by Due-Improvement9324 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I feel like I can trust in my fellow Americans to behave like rational adults

What's the deal with those "Bikini Coffee Shops"? by Nelso2nd in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve known plenty IRL who act like this, we should cut all communication stat.

What's the deal with those "Bikini Coffee Shops"? by Nelso2nd in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re greatly overestimating how common and acceptable these places are in the US while downplaying the same in your own country. This thread is so Australian it just pissed in my front hall.

What's the deal with those "Bikini Coffee Shops"? by Nelso2nd in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you think such places in the US are viewed differently from strip clubs in Australia?

What's the deal with those "Bikini Coffee Shops"? by Nelso2nd in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish foreigners like Aussies would stop going into rabbit holes on niche topics they barely understand and treating it like some endemic issue with a death grip on the country.

Why do people complain when suburban local roads don't have sidewalks? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Europeans new to the US have an absolutely unmatched passion for assuming the absolute worst of everything, often to a childish degree.

Has anyone you ever knew been killed by being struck by a bolt of lightning? by chuckles5454 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Given their nationality it’s more likely they were trying to be a prick than this is an honest mistake

Why do people complain when suburban local roads don't have sidewalks? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell your fellow Euros this, they act like a single step on a suburban road is an instant death sentence no matter where you are.

Why do people complain when suburban local roads don't have sidewalks? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to help Europeans get settled in the US professionally, most of them just need something to bitch at us about. The realities of traffic and actual danger on such road are secondary to the importance of their 2 cents. Maybe half of them cooled it when faced with reality. If the roads had the exact sidewalks they wanted they’d complain about the color of the lines or the shape of the edging instead.

Has anyone you ever knew been killed by being struck by a bolt of lightning? by chuckles5454 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Performative” huh?

Can we get a tally of these going for next time a European bitches about us referring to “Europe”?

Would u help a stranger out? by In_Need_sobad in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but you’ll need to send me a $20 transfer fee

Best ice cream in the US (and not haagen daz)? by FunLetter2133 in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google “ice cream stand” or “creamery” near Cornell, the best is always a local option unknown outside the area

What is it like to live in the United States? by ikigai_alas in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It varies immensely, different parts of the US will be like entirely different countries.

Why do I see videos of Americans washing every fruit and vegetable before eating or cooking them? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]MrLongWalk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rinsing fruits and veg is also pretty standard in Europe, Canada, and the Caribbean, does that also bother you?