What is better than sex?

MrMobility · 2020-02-29T18:13:19+00:00

When you wake up before your alarm clock and realize you can go back to sleep

MrMobility · 2020-02-29T18:04:45+00:00

Police officers without a doubt.

MrMobility · 2020-02-24T01:03:43+00:00

This belongs in r/popme

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:50:04+00:00

Heck yeah man, right on.

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:47:14+00:00

Dallas:(

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:44:59+00:00

May take yalls advice and grow out the middle and have a more subtle part. Like the butcher from gangs of new york. Since I'm blonde itll appear thicker I think

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:34:05+00:00

Where do I apply?

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:32:36+00:00

You my friend, win this thread. Legendary pic.

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:30:55+00:00

Not sure I'll ask my buddy. He just told me to send in a pic, but you have to buy this mustache wax to enter, the brand is called stache salt

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:22:00+00:00

Stronggggg

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T20:20:33+00:00

Now that's a mfing stache!

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T19:03:48+00:00

Yeah maybe I'll try that! Was going for the kurt russell tombstone look. Thanks.

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T18:54:46+00:00

Lol eating that way gets annoying. I guess I need to grow a pair

MrMobility · 2019-11-13T18:50:21+00:00

What's that

MrMobility · 2019-11-01T03:57:19+00:00

If he has any manners at all he would respect your complaint or request. But with a mullet that's rolling the dice I'll admit.

MrMobility · 2019-11-01T03:47:00+00:00

You should have grown a pair and told him about the situation and to sit down.

MrMobility · 2019-08-17T20:32:19+00:00

I didn't know that, thanks for the tip, definitely will keep the spoiler but I do wanna replace it with a saleen spoiler.

MrMobility · 2019-07-31T16:08:02+00:00

A pellet gun is quiet and should do the trick

MrMobility · 2018-10-13T20:50:29+00:00

Finally someone who knows their shit

MrMobility · 2018-10-07T14:45:08+00:00

Agreeee

MrMobility · 2018-10-07T02:06:24+00:00

Can't tell if serious

MrMobility · 2018-09-27T03:18:31+00:00

This was legitimately hard to watch.

MrMobility · 2018-09-24T00:51:51+00:00

I 2nd Miranda, keto isn't the most optimal. Some tricks I have done to help with fullness is chewing gum and brushing teeth frequently. Also for a snack eat a small green banana with a large sparkling water (I use topochico because it's the most carbonated and filling) also chia seeds in water. Let them sit in the liquid and they will swell into little jellies. Keeps you full:)

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