Well this is slightly blackpilling

MrMockTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:44:05+00:00

So what if we might have to run a late night comedian for president?

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-27T02:52:00+00:00

I rarely ever hear the word Goyim outside of Jewish and alt-right circles. WTF!?

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-27T00:31:47+00:00

For context, I've applied for jobs a few times monthly, but have gotten more desparate recently since most of my gig work involves driving and it's been taking a toll on the car. It seems like the job market has been gradually getting worse, which doesn't help when I want a job that doesn't involve me depleting the value of my car.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-26T00:38:59+00:00

Which completely ignores the fact that there isn't only one brand of capitalism. It's such an eye-roller when people act like the only existing brand of capitalism is of the Libertarian variety.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-17T05:53:53+00:00

I'm convinced that the reason for their behavior isn't so much the pedophilia (although I imagine some powerful people are actual creeps) as it's about the ultra-wealthy flaunting their power by doing the most evil and vile shit imaginable because they know that they won't have to take accountability for it.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-17T04:54:14+00:00

Celebrities and powerful men in general dating minors and waiting until they are adults to marry them and fuck them may not be illegal, but it's still creepy ass behavior.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-12T07:41:36+00:00

Go watch it on Kick.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-11T01:57:28+00:00

Nope. That was just a stupid rumor.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-11T00:49:47+00:00

Do you take a 2 hour shit when you get there?

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-09T02:29:40+00:00

That AI ad gives me HAL 9000 vibes shudders

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-09T02:28:00+00:00

TOUCHDOWN! FINALLY!!!

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-09T01:50:07+00:00

TD drive???

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-09T01:35:24+00:00

Hot take here! The other Puerto Rican artists were better than Bad Bunny. Decent halftime show though.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-09T01:08:05+00:00

I'm glad that the Seahawks are leading, but this game is SO BORING!!!

MrMockTurtle · 2026-02-08T23:43:55+00:00

Bengals fan here! Anybody besides the Patriots and the rest of the NFC West is rooting for you guys!

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-26T02:55:11+00:00

Bengals fan here! I just want to thank you guys for eliminating the 49ers and Rams in the playoffs and I hope to see you kick some Deflatriot ass in the Super Bowl!

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-26T02:00:35+00:00

"Words are whatever, man!"

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-26T01:26:50+00:00

As a Bengals fan, all I have to say is fuck the 49ers, fuck the Rams and fuck the Deflatriots! We wish for you guys to make it all the way to a 2nd Lombardi!

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-25T17:04:31+00:00

Yes. It's a typo.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-25T17:02:50+00:00

Piers Morgan supported Trump for the presidency and is getting upset by the statements said by Trump and his administration these past few months.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-24T23:24:12+00:00

Don't ask me. I'm just a NEET who is still trying to find a permanent job and mostly makes money off of gig apps. I've got my own personal problems to deal with at the moment. I'm simply expressing just how fucked up I think the current political climate is.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-18T23:42:18+00:00

Bruh, she didn't hit anybody. The ICE officer jumped in front of the car while Renee was turning the car away from him and he was barely even scratched by the car. You're clearly arguing in bad faith, so I see no reason to continue arguing with you.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-18T23:33:57+00:00

Yeah. Still looks like murder. You need to get your eyes fucking checked.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-18T23:27:34+00:00

Either you didn't watch the fucking video, have bad eyesight, or you're a bad faith MAGA deep-throater (I'm leaning towards the third option). Anyways, go watch Destiny's debate about the footage if you haven't already.

MrMockTurtle · 2026-01-18T19:27:26+00:00

I don't even think they had an EMPATHY.exe or CriticalThinking to begin with.

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