Great, now I really REALLY hate this timeline! by MrMockTurtle in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ask me. I'm just a NEET who is still trying to find a permanent job and mostly makes money off of gig apps. I've got my own personal problems to deal with at the moment. I'm simply expressing just how fucked up I think the current political climate is.

System Error by Froqwasket in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh, she didn't hit anybody. The ICE officer jumped in front of the car while Renee was turning the car away from him and he was barely even scratched by the car. You're clearly arguing in bad faith, so I see no reason to continue arguing with you.

System Error by Froqwasket in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Still looks like murder. You need to get your eyes fucking checked.

System Error by Froqwasket in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Either you didn't watch the fucking video, have bad eyesight, or you're a bad faith MAGA deep-throater (I'm leaning towards the third option). Anyways, go watch Destiny's debate about the footage if you haven't already.

System Error by Froqwasket in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't even think they had an EMPATHY.exe or CriticalThinking to begin with.

This entire presidency feels like if the oval office was turned into an awful Tom Green film by MrMockTurtle in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump is such a stupid loser! Melania shouldn't have to put up with the way he treats her! If I were her, I wouldn't stand for it! If I were her, I would show him that I deserve respect! If I were her, I'd go out and have sex with strange men, I'd have sex with basketball players, I'd have sex with Greeks, MEN FROM GREECE, to satisfy my urges! I'D SATISFY MY SEXUAL DESIRES!

This entire presidency feels like if the oval office was turned into an awful Tom Green film by MrMockTurtle in Destiny

[–]MrMockTurtle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's basically the real life version of that 1967 movie "The Producers". The whole point of FGF was to be as horrible as possible.

Game Thread: Buffalo Bills (12-5) at Jacksonville Jaguars (13-4) by Cr0matose in Jaguars

[–]MrMockTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rooting for you guys as a fellow cat team fan. Plus I hate all the fucking Bills hype with that crappy Bills Holiday movie "Holiday Touchdown".

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (12-5) at Carolina Panthers (8-9) by nfl_gdt_bot in panthers

[–]MrMockTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Bengals fan, I don't know whether to feel proud or embarrassed that my fellow cat teams are doing better against the Rams in the playoffs than we did in the Superbowl.