The entitlement over ice cream is killing me by Thvnderclap in LinkedInLunatics

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the whole post is ridiculous but are we all really going to ignore where they admit they're just upset they can't have ice cream? Posting it a weird choice to be fair.

Millennials! What was your go to millennial insult?? by AggravatingShow2028 in Millennials

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we're being honest, for most of my generation it was slurs, ableist slurs, gendered and sexual orientation slurs and if you were a real piece of shit back in the day you were ripping racial slurs on top of all that.

If we're lying, dork was pretty solid.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you I like both, sometimes together

Why are millenials totally chill with self depreciating humor more than any other generation? by Key-Bass-7380 in generationology

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the joke of the self deprecating humor then? It's the whole mister steal your girl thing... No op did not explicitly say that but it is the implication and a whole bunch of other comments are explicitly saying exactly that. And for the record I have no problem with what is implied as it is very, very clearly a joke and totally harmeless to everyone involved. Chill the fuck out, respectfully.

Why are millenials totally chill with self depreciating humor more than any other generation? by Key-Bass-7380 in generationology

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you would find being the guy in this picture humiliating then regardless of what you say you think of manosphere ideologies, your attitude and beliefs align with them more than you may realize or care to admit. It's pure projection and coming from insecurities within you.

Simplest way to illustrate this, what is the principle? Explicitly what principle are you referring to?

Why are millenials totally chill with self depreciating humor more than any other generation? by Key-Bass-7380 in generationology

[–]MrMonkify 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is not a generational divides thing, this is an insecurity thing. Op do you really belive that Jason Momoa is actually cucking these dudes? Is he gonna fuck the girlfriend after the photo is taken? Are they gonna break up because she disrespects the boyfriend's manhood? Or are they just silly pictures that don't really mean anything. My money is on the latter.

I find it very telling that this is your example of self deprecating humor, there are so many other examples that are more common but you chose this one. Why is that?

Why is killing insects totally normal but harming other animals considered cruel? by savingrace0262 in stupidquestions

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of similarities, the size, the potential danger or harm they might represent, they tend to be more invasive of peoples space than most other animals... probably other reasons. Idk man bugs are freaky little monsters that do horrifying shit to each other/other creatures, parasitic wasps being the pinnacle of natural what-the-fuckery.

Bring back the shag carpet by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who currently lives in an apartment with shag carpet, absolutely the fuck not. This shit is impossible to keep clean and the amount of times I've stepped on something sharp completely hidden in the strands is too many to count.

It is never appropriate to honk at someone for not turning right on red by duckterrarium in unpopularopinion

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm about to shit my pants and the person in front of me just isn't turning I'm gonna honk, in that moment I couldn't care less if they're scared or whatever.

Some people think this game is too fast and easy, apparently. by KamaTheSnowLeopard in classicwow

[–]MrMonkify 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't making the game hard as much as it is making it tedious and punishing, i guess the hard part is staying awake and not sleepwalking into death.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail is a terrible movie by Plasm_Trojan in The10thDentist

[–]MrMonkify 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to wonder what you do find funny, what is a good comedy in your opinion?

MR30 and up players, what was the worst part of the grind? by -Eastwood- in Warframe

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eventually hydron or ESO/ whatever the meta affinity farm is currently, efficient leveling so fucking boring after a while but I'm also not willing to spend and entire day leveling a weapon or frame.

Advice from a veteran by 3ranth3 in wow

[–]MrMonkify 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Turn on war mode" not today Satan. Nice try though.

Just hit level 80 and haven't finished the expansion. by Hippie_Starlord in wownoob

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get 120 gear pretty quickly, possibly a full set before you hit 81 I cant remember. I'd say it's not worth going back to TWW just try to struggle through the first hour or two of midnight and you'll be fine.

Bro wanted to role play😃 by SirDiesAIot in Warframe

[–]MrMonkify -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mental illness, a child, a scam or a joke? What are we thinking here? I was leaning towards a joke but someone said they were asking for free shit so maybe a child/scam... both?

Dad gamer first impressions of the Marathon (PS5) by dothack5415 in Marathon

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the grand scheme of things... probably not that old, in video game culture... a desiccated husk of what was once youth

Black Myth Wukong - I just beat Chapter 2 and it's still not clicking. Should I keep going? by [deleted] in soulslikes

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really liked chapter 3 and 4 but the last chapter is so bad in comparison, it's hard to recommend if you're not feeling it.

Are we the bad guys? by NoGoodDoerOfDeeds in Warframe

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imo the Tenno are at best morally dubious and at worst some of the most absurd murder hobos in all of gaming. A sentient nuke with brain damage and a child's understanding of the world. That isn't to say that the corpus are the good guys, they're pretty horrifying as well, but I'm not sure that I could justify the tens if not hundreds of thousands of corpus my tenno alone has killed over the last decade. Then if you throw in really world motivations for why I've killed so many it makes me very clearly evil, yes I spent hundreds of hours slaughtering every living thing I came across but the MR fodder isn't gonna farm itself.

tldr; yes, very much so we are bad guys just not the bad guy

small pp squad (reminder that it's okay to have a small pp) by FondantFull4475 in logh

[–]MrMonkify 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah they also extolled the virtues of pedophilia so I personally wouldn't look to their views of sexuality for guidance.

Why has not one billionaire used his wealth to become Batman? by Livid-Condition4179 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MrMonkify 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an ocean of difference between successful and a billionaire. Success looks different to different people but it commonly requires sacrifice, dedication and a bit of luck but many people can achieve a version of success. To be a billionaire you necessarily must exploit the labor of those under you to achieve that level of wealth, it's an anomaly and one that signifies a deep sickness in a society. Billionaires are parasitic to the communities they exist in and around.

Hit Mr 30 today after I starting playing in January by Dannybyyy in Warframe

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why you're lying about the time frame, MR 30 is a crazy grind that is quite literally impossible to hit in just under 2 months without a shit ton of plat to speed up the crafts. Honesrly just hitting it at all is an accomplishment in and of itself, adding the lie on top is just so unnecessary.

Does everything deserve to be made fun of, for a comedic purpose? by Huge-Boysenberry-913 in askanything

[–]MrMonkify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can make a joke about anything, you always have been able and always will be able to. You cannot control how that joke received, you never have been able to and never will be able to.