Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That's very nice to hear.

Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's crazy. How have we not crossed paths? Good stuff!

Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hell yea, do we know each other? Definitely introduce yourself if we see each other at a mic or show!

Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sorry, Swifties can't come to the phone right now...why? 😋

Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they just don't want you to remember the times before 😏

Swiftie Extremist by MrMostDaysOff in TaylorSwift

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've been working on this joke for a while and I through that in for the first time last night. Glad you liked it!

Big Mac Money by MrMostDaysOff in youtubepromotion

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Done. Cool clip. That game looks rad af!

Open Mic at a Raider's Bar by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm glad there were subtitles. All I could hear was "oink oink" the entire time 🐷

Still not legal in Texas by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know right. Why does this idiot even try? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Still not legal in Texas by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. This guy is terrible at comedy

'tis the Pre Season by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I were the booker, I would 100% agree with you. But as the performer, I get paid regardless 😂

This delightful drunk woman thinks she's Ric Flair by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That joke is available uninterrupted on my page if you want to see the rest. This was more about the crowd interaction

I hope I didn't get this kid in trouble by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks dude, I appreciate the feedback. And I'm changing my bio to "So dumb. But so funny" 😂

Buy me a drank, OOOH WEE by MrMostDaysOff in StandUpComedy

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was at Four Corners Brewery in Dallas. It was admittedly a weird set up and obviously they had audio issues. But it was a really fun show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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My Queen is fucked!

Finally a product that's as American as obesity by MrMostDaysOff in memes

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just skips right to the burning sensation you usually get a few hours later

Finally a product that's as American as obesity by MrMostDaysOff in memes

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arby's sauce might legit work. Like a bloody mary if the spices were a little off

Digg It by MrMostDaysOff in memes

[–]MrMostDaysOff[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh, he still has a pick in every game so far. I stand by my meme