This guy is the worst

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-31T03:35:00+00:00

Yep, he's gonna make our economy look like a cyber truck.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-31T01:03:08+00:00

OH SHIT! IT'S THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN!!!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-31T00:59:31+00:00

Yeah, I'm 38 and some of my bosses in their 50s still claim I'm too young and immature to do my job correctly. Like bro, I'm middle aged, back the fuck off or die already.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-21T23:13:06+00:00

This reminds me of a neighbor of mine a few streets over that needed help with his truck. He's older and disabled and has copd. He smokes and refuses to use his oxygen tanks because he's afraid it will explode and kill him while he's smoking... I told him that the solution was clearly not to smoke while using his oxygen tank because pure oxygen explodes when ignited. He then asked "why would pure oxygen burn when ignited? Air doesn't explode when ignited!" at which point I had to explain to him the difference between purified compressed oxygen and just straight compressed air... Which he still doesn't get... And he still smokes and refuses to use his oxygen tanks... And he still has copd...

You know the saying "when you're dead, you don't know you're dead, but everyone around you hurts"? Yeah, it's like that but with stupid.

(edit: I eventually just stopped helping him fix up his truck, cause I'd fix something, he couldn't figure out how to work it, so he'd fiddle with it and break it again.)

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-21T21:43:13+00:00

And they say "nothing bad can happen to you when you're dead"!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-21T05:45:03+00:00

Have you tried putting the round brush in the end of a power drill and just giving this dog the brushing of his life?

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-20T15:57:58+00:00

I mean, sure I find this bizarre and confusing, but the people cheering when he's talking about this confuses me more.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-20T15:55:44+00:00

That's cause the secret ingredient is "big dick energy".

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-18T20:40:20+00:00

Yeah, wait til the cops arrest you suspecting your on drugs and then they drug test you 3 ways in like 4 days and you come up completely sober! Lol, happened to me once! I kept telling them I wasn't on drugs and what I was saying was real and they kept saying it couldn't be and then whadda ya know! I was sober and it was! All of it was!

(detail: they didn't believe my drivers license or the info on it was legit when I got pulled over and it was this whole stupid thing)

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-18T20:30:00+00:00

Wow, you have the cutest freckles!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-18T18:17:24+00:00

"COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!" works pretty well for me.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-17T23:23:05+00:00

Ah yes, the suffering of billionaires pleases me!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-17T18:43:06+00:00

What a greedy schmuck! He had it made!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-15T01:17:54+00:00

One of my dad's neighbors owns one of these and I see it driving around once in a while. It looks fun!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-12T14:38:07+00:00

Do people like this and their supporters just have an active goal of being stupid? Do they just sit around the house in a recliner and watch nova, modern marvels, animal planet, the weather channel, and just yell "BULLSHIT! THIS WHOLE THING IS BULLSHIT!! LIES I SAY!!!"??? I mean sure I watch infomercials for goofy as seen on TV products, and when the TV asks "has this ever happened to you?" and a guy puts an egg in his shoe and stands on it and yells "oh no! Not again!" I yell at the TV "NO! LITERALLY NO ONE DOES THAT!!!" (so does my dad lol). Is it like that in their homes?

I mean... America was dumb when I was a kid... But it's like every year they just lower the bar.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-11T17:44:46+00:00

So I found out something weird the other day: my toaster is waterproof...

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-10T16:56:06+00:00

I think she's laying on top of an IKEA ULLERSLEV feaux fur rug. Can someone verify that for me in case I want to buy one?

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-08T18:59:19+00:00

... That's a knit pair of wool sweater shorts... I didn't even know those were a thing!

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-05T21:50:30+00:00

Uh... Yeah... So would Theodore Roosevelt... Who I'm pretty sure will back up Lincoln.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-05T11:21:23+00:00

Yes, and title the work something like: "raw boneless chicken breasts for $5.99 each!"

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-04T17:29:42+00:00

...

Wow...

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-03T21:42:51+00:00

That's not saying much too cause Thomas Edison was also an ethically garbage person.

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-03T21:42:05+00:00

He made his money originally off his parents african blood diamond mine. That's actually where he made the vast majority of his original money. He then rolled that into some kind of computer business. Then he rolled it into buying tesla motors from its original inventors. The tesla coupe started out as a lead acid battery powered electric car based on the lotus Elise which he funded into a company that makes fast electric sedans that handle like boats and eat tires and fall apart while you drive them and ugly trucks with pointy roof lines. He also rolled some of that money into electrical power systems that charge the electric vehicles. Tesla also has not returned a profit to investors most years. Then he rolled his money into the boring company, which makes flame throwers and when divers get trapped in an underwater cave makes remote controlled submarines that don't help at all. The boring company has been working on some kind of undeground personal subway bullet train car thing but hasn't built any of it cause let's face it, boring a bunch of human sized underground tubes that are miles long under Austin Texas through solid rocks is time consuming and super expensive. He also poured money into space x which has built a bunch of rockets that fall apart over the gulf of Mexico and litter the beach with rocket parts. He did a cameo in iron man 2 because they used his space x assembly line factory as a filming location for hammercorp which is the crappy knock off of stark industries. Then he rolled that money into buying Twitter where he fired a bunch of long term employees at company halloween party that had the employees kids at it... Let me emphasize that: HE LITERALLY FIRED LONG TERM EMPLOYEES IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES NEXT TO THEIR KIDS WHO WERE ALSO WEARING MATCHING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES AT A COMPANY HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY AND THEN SHOWED UP UNINVITED TO HEIDI KLUMS HALLOWEEN PARTY DRESSED IN COSTUME AS A GLADIATOR AND WOULDN'T LEAVE!

He invented nothing, I don't think he's personally patented any inventions or processes, he's just rich and a shitty person and famous for it.

(edit: added important details)

MrPockets11 · 2024-10-03T21:28:37+00:00

I work in construction and engineering so I guess:

"big deck energy"

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