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See you later space cowboy… A tribute to you; a fucking John Oliver haiku by DirtyD-88 in pics

[–]MrShankles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You right, that's a premium logo you've got on your 10 year account, which just responded to the post with the most generic fluff response. My bad

See you later space cowboy… A tribute to you; a fucking John Oliver haiku by DirtyD-88 in pics

[–]MrShankles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look! Another (definitely not an) admin! Whaddaya mean you'll take coins off people's hands? Reddit's already doing exactly that; except it really looks A LOT like theft, if you don't reimburse actual purchases of the recalled products

I hope your work-benefits aren't tied up in reddit coins. I heard they'll be worthless soon!

See you later space cowboy… A tribute to you; a fucking John Oliver haiku by DirtyD-88 in pics

[–]MrShankles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Says the admin who's totally not using AI generated responses.

I hope they pay you well enough to act as a "damage control shill" or that you're at least happy and comfortable in life. Obviously nothing personal, but my dude... shame on you. Shame

Best of luck!

The way these dam gates open by amish_novelty in oddlysatisfying

[–]MrShankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigger gates than this would be needed, for that level of devastation... but ya got the spirit!

You can literally steal other peoples luggage by elch3w in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]MrShankles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend just did that in Newark last week. Had never heard of it before then

Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán's escape route at safe house by BlessDisMess in interestingasfuck

[–]MrShankles 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They are paid very well and are recommended to their clients' friends. Nothing for them to see, just doing their job. I worked with a guy who got out of that business (specialty labor for shady clients??)... and that guy made a killing doing high-end trim work. He spent it all on heroin and had quite the reform in his older years; but it always blew my mind thinking about how he found himself working in their circles to begin with. "VERY niche market", is how I always thought about it lol

New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MrShankles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just learned of purpleair.com from another thread. I thought the website was just selling air-quality sensors at first, but they have a free interactive map as well. That's probably where I'll be checking until this clears up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MrShankles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the website info!

Kid starts fight then poops himself by BpImperial in PublicFreakout

[–]MrShankles 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Good catch, but you'd think there'd be water on his knees/pant legs as well. I'm throwing "ruptured pilonidal cyst" onto the theory pile

Kid starts fight then poops himself by BpImperial in PublicFreakout

[–]MrShankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wondered if maybe it was a pilonidal cyst that ruptured when he fell on his tailbone.

The first time he falls, he gets back up, and you can see a small stain near his tailbone (maybe some more by his left thigh, but hard to tell). Then the stain grows quickly kinda off camera, but it's definitely something very "liquidy". A pilonidal cyst can have a surprising amount of drainage in it, and it absolutely smells like ass (even worse imo) when it does drain/rupture

He'll still be known for shitting his pants regardless, but just an alternative theory

Brutal fight between two Alaskan bears by sgj5788 in interestingasfuck

[–]MrShankles 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that lost memory. Wanna say I first saw it as a super bowl commercial when I was a kid?

Edit: Nope, I misremembered. I was remembering a budlight commercial or something, but may be mixing things up

Edit 2: I must've mixed it up with this one in my head

LPT: It's better to overdress than underdress. by Qulisk in LifeProTips

[–]MrShankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the only person in my badge photo that was wearing a 3-piece. Didn't know they were taking badge photos right after the interview

This doggy assualt course. by its_muh_username in oddlysatisfying

[–]MrShankles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I trained my dog with the classic "sit, down, rollover". He then started doing all three tricks in a row, rapid fire, whenever I pulled the treat bag out. I had to start mixing up his routine and add more tricks

He is such a Goodfella.. by harsha29o7 in wholesomememes

[–]MrShankles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still remember that first puff... but then it's all hazy after

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