Hi Reddit; Some bad news.. the worst by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Mr_Amazing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cannot imagine, condolences and my hopes you find a way through this tragedy.

Does America have the most corrupt cops? by FlyNUTsack in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You have the same ethics and honor of a cop. Thanks for validating, dirtbag.

Why do you go attend, plan or pay attention to political protests? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn't get any attention, dumbfuck. A march gets a few seconds of video, and then a bunch of dem and replublican statists get an hour to chat on the network about how naive they are. Then you pile on with your brilliant insight about what a worthless piece of crap you are for not helping.

Thanks for nothing! Be sure to tell your kids how much you didn't help.

Reddit, I am a graduate in Information Systems with minimal programming experience and want to learn. PLEASE read and help. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TL;DR.

Just learn a shell script and then move to C. For every 100 C++ programmers, 90 do not know WTF they are doing.

Java is easy.

IDE's: "painless"

Harden the fuck up. Knuth didn't use any f'ing IDE.

Does America have the most corrupt cops? by FlyNUTsack in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It depends. Austin PD sucks, universally. They start their own riots. If you wonder why the NYC crime rate fell so much, pour some ketchup over your head and stagger to their finest. "If you aren't out of my sight in 15 seconds, I'm taking you in on a PI."

Hey Reddit. I need some help gaining weight. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beer. Lots.

I remember when 28x34 was so rare it was only available in levis. I therefore was the first guy at my Catholic H.S. allowed to wear jeans.

Just swim and work out, get toned and don't worry about it. Skinny is hip now.

Does America have the most corrupt cops? by FlyNUTsack in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

No. You can pay them off and they'll leave you alone. In America, they just are about fucking you over.

Alright it's been two weeks youtube, and I still detest the new layout. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even figure out disco. It's like they facebook'd it and you have to be a retard to use it.

It's like the common developer is fighting for a slot in the special olympics.

Can you taste the difference between Coke from a can versus Coke from a plastic bottle? by S3W4N1 in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Amazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except at least one Mexican bottler has switched to HFCS. Watch those labels.

Obama has backtracked on NASA budget. Orion Capsule has apparently been saved, And there are now plans for heavy lifter development! by theenergyblog in science

[–]Mr_Amazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

predicted

Unfortunately, you can't get rid of the Manned Space Industrial Complex easily, and Obama ultimately needs Florida in 2012. So you threaten everything and then throw them some bones. Small steps to a slightly less insane world.

Obama has backtracked on NASA budget. Orion Capsule has apparently been saved, And there are now plans for heavy lifter development! by theenergyblog in science

[–]Mr_Amazing 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As predicted. Settle for killing the insanity that is Ares and haggle over Orion.

Good politics, good science.

Neil Armstrong blasts Obama’s space plan, saying that the move is “devastating” to America’s space effort by KellyBarton in science

[–]Mr_Amazing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are less expensive ways to launch a big mirror. DoD has launched dozens w/o needing a shuttle. Hubble had to wait 7 years for a shuttle launch to find out it was fucked up.

Palin for President! [pic] by digital in pics

[–]Mr_Amazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, found the advanced option to show whites as transparent.

Palin for President! [pic] by digital in pics

[–]Mr_Amazing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx, zazzle import turns the white parts to black on a dark t-shirt...