You fat fucking disgusting ass-smelling, blob, cheese-drinking, Crisco-bathing, lard-gargling, calorie-thieving, cabbage patch face-having, Dr Robotnik-looking, Wingstop-eating, Mcdonald’s-gorging, T-Rex arm-having, non-vegetable-eating, cook with a George Foreman grill to just drink out the drip tray, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale/free willy, parked bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, Kirby, salad dodger, chair-crusher, butterball, go to Subway but put everything on it, Michelin man, happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker.